The Goa Constrictor

Six and one are very different numbers... life is hilarious

I like to weigh myself before and after I poop. My average is 0.8lbs but I'm always giving myself a high five of I hit a full 1lb.

#lifegoals #health #goodmorning #courics

Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.

Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."

A birthday party is just a participation trophy

YouTube video by Soulwax Official Soulwax - New Earth Time (Official Visualiser)

New #Soulwax alert!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRph...

his white hair is endlessly distracting. I get it for the character, but it's real hard on my brain. lol

#music #djmix

Good morning & happy August!

In case you missed it, I've got a new mix carefully curated to be the soundtrack & backdrop of summer.

Direct download, stream, tracklist, and narrative/background information is all available at goaconstrictor.com/music/jukebox/

Have a great weekend!

goaconstrictor.com/music/jukebox/

New mix posted. Track listing and info about the mix is available at the website. Give a listen and share! =)

Will tell you next time I see you

Taint Mochas

@jamesgunn.bsky.social #Superman is #Kenough for me! <3 <3 <3

YouTube video by Movieclips Hamlet 2 (2008) - Rock Me, Sexy Jesus Scene | Movieclips

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQNS...

24 hours until #Superman! Feel like I've been waiting forty years for this moment.

Just a little bit more patience...

Been ISO of a new drinking game

Re-book your Portland Oregon USA show!!! The canceled event was gonna be on my birthday and I was sooooo excited for it. Would have been my third show (following seeing y'all with Utah Saints on my honeymoon a few years back) Miss ya!! =)

Long live your freedom.
Long live your country.
Long live your tribe.
Long live Flag Day.

✊👽🛸✊

(7/7)

​*NOTE: When I say "Russia" "Israel" and "USA", I am not saying ALL Russians, Israelis, or USA'ians. It is just a shorthand for the respective leaders promoting the chaos who are also subjugating their own flags to be dragged through shit which will need to be cleaned up by the kids of today. (6/7)

Flag Day is about respecting one another's flags and understanding that I can learn from your flag and the lessons it has endured while you can learn from mine and the lessons it has lived. (5/7)

The USA* invading the USA, assassinating its own representatives, illegally arresting and deporting innocent people while a feckless wannabe dictator throws himself a parade. (4/7)

​Instead of today being the day of celebration it should be, I look around and watch the new Axis Powers continue their assault on people across the world. Russia's* ongoing invasion into the sovereign nation of Ukraine. Israel* bombing Iran. (3/7)

​We all have different roots, we should never erase them. There's a difference between coming together in our cultural stew in a way that retains each ingredients flavor and spice and when every ingredient turns bland and mush from being overcooked and improperly prepared. (2/7)

**GOA PARTY Tr1LOLgy** Flag Day 2014

#FlagDay is supposed to be ​a day of celebration with the honoring of different cultures, tribes, and communities. The acknowledgment and recognition that we can be stronger together while cherishing and respecting our differences and our foundations. (1/7)

Over three years of #Wordle and my starting word was finally used. I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.

This is hard 🙁

The erasure of #Spaceballs : The Animated Series will not stand!!

RIP Brian Wilson, the best to ever do it. Listening to Kokomo all day in your honor

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Oh no! RIP Brian Wilson. You were a true musical genius and your legacy will continue to inspire many. #brianwilson #smile

#Superman tickets acquired! =) Eeeeek!

"Superman is ascendant whenever the country is doing poorly or it needs help, and that’s when that character plays strongest... the stage is set for that movie to make so much f—ing money. People wanna hope right now. People just want to believe in a f—ing thing, man." - Kevin Smith on #Superman. 💎

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake