how do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation btw
13.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
how do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation btw
13.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0said somethin dumb to fiancé and backpedaled by saying “sorry, I’m not media trained”
25.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my selection for gay guy music video night would be the vhs tape from The Ring (2002).
25.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 104 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0it’s always a good day to watch a scary movie.
21.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 75 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 1like yes i wanted rest and relaxation but not like this 😭
21.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0awake 0630 vacation with plague… just gonna stay in this hotel room aaaall day
21.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ohmygodohmygodyouguys has been ringing in my head ever since 🤣
19.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Insisting, begging even
19.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0like… with my mouth right? 🤤🥴
19.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0a lot of you are carrying so much in the back
18.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0looking so meaty king 👑
19.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i think so too! proud of my lil tush
19.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0glad u liked it adrian 😘
19.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lazy repost (it was a day) lol
19.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I wish I lived somewhere gayer tbh
18.02.2026 12:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0enough emails. stop it
17.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1105 🔁 195 💬 35 📌 8worse than the strangers trilogy is quite the insult lmaoo
17.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
render of Lara Croft from the first volume of remasters. artist is Nicole Bounxe. image source: https://raidingtheglobe.com/images/com_osgallery/gal-144/original/tr1-3-remastered-nicole-bounxe-mobile-wallpaper015FCB307F-4DF4-52F3-B544-DF1D6CA37143.jpg
happy birthday ms croft! 🥳
(art by Nicole Bounxe)
and chosen by a random wheel spin lolol
14.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
celebrating today’s date with Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood
tonight’s feature presentation
14.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Well I asked ChatGPT”
ask my blade bitch
horny before bed and oops my briefs slipped down to show my boner
anywayyyy… let’s celebrate the weekend with some early AM dick
07.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0but the real lesson was that i need to focus on MY role and let them fail so they can learn
07.02.2026 06:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0received some negative feedback from my coworkers today and yes it was objectively valid but man did it really leave me feeling deflated
07.02.2026 06:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There are a lot of good boys here
06.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
me bent over rummaging through laundry, trunks riding up juuuust right (thx teamm8!)
candid humpday courtesy of hubs 💖
04.02.2026 12:15 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0celebrate your freaking friends! Stop making it about you!
01.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 55 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0pronouncing pirates like pilates
30.01.2026 01:10 — 👍 54 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1bloomf meet and greet when
29.01.2026 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what are our contenders?
29.01.2026 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0