silly billy

i would never do anything cool in a timeloop because of the terror that this is the day it settles on

while i have been quoted saying 'i like to draw feet' im actually a different kind of weird little freak, i really like drawing hands too.

i don't understand sprinkles at all they taste bad and they ruin the texture who is doing this to yall.

as kid i had a friend who insisted she was a werewolf and i wanted to believe her so bad i rationalized to try to make it real. her lore was so unique it couldn't have been made up by a kid. i even let her bite me really hard at night.
later SHE forcibly lent me the book all her lies were based on.

when i was a child everyone was always trying to force fig newtons on me. i haven't seen one in years. is this typical.

if you're ever curious how people talk privately to their loved ones, observe them speaking to their pets.