Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹

fucking brilliant work, guys. what an accomplishment, you took out the IRGCAF's gate guards. you are winner.

we're throwing away a year's production of precision-guided munitions to vaporize a bunch of broke-dick museum pieces which probably haven't seen so much as a taxi test this millennium.

perfectly adapted vermin hunters, smol enough not to be the least bit threatening to us, and adopted humans rather than the other way around.

"yeah yeah I know, you're a fierce predator stalking his prey in the night, ready to slaughter small mammals with a bite to the neck. except when you get in my lap you roll over and ask for belly rubs."

I love the dichotomy of cats.

my cat Pudge, a gray mackerel tabby, getting belly rubs and chin scritches

too much war and politics, need a timeline cleanse with Pudge

The vanguard of the revolution will be blue-haired trans pharmacy techs, woke PMC elder Millennials, and the children of agricultural workers who came here as refugees from Central America.

The Democratic Party is already a party of working people.

You know, baristas, government middle managers, adjunct professors, software engineers, nurses...

We have got to get over the stereotype of what "working people" means, because it hasn't meant "white guy in hard hat" for decades now.

They gave Reddick the Dale Jr plate and forgot to ask for it back

"Seeks revenge" is a bizarre way to describe "suing over discrimination".

if you're not going to invade, the only point of blowing up that stuff is to make the civilian population suffer.

which, sure, they probably want.

so long as enough Republicans in Congress want to let him do this, he'll keep doing it. Impeachment is the only thing that can actually stop him.

the secret of a "scandal" is that it only means something if people have shame. Trump and his minions have no shame.

no, the thing is, he has no shame and just ignores the scandals, and his party is content to let him do it.

that's his superpower, and the only way to break it is to elect more Democrats.

Please make a terrible ruckus about this, if you live in Oregon

Indeed.

although the one thing in fairness to them is their tasking was "DO SOMETHING IN IRAN, ALSO NO TROOPS" which does kind of limit your options to "I dunno bomb some stuff and see what happens I guess"

The Iranian military did not have any jobs that needed doing & money has been tight for half a century. Terrorism & its associated political & social instruments abroad served their political purposes much more efficiently so that's where the money went.

man. like, wow.

OK, we have all not gotten jobs we wanted. but to spend years carefully nursing anger at whoever actually got the jobs we didn't get? that is a very special kind of ressentiment.

Fair.

Izod, we hardly knew ye.

at least he did a good deed in the process.

(yeah it's IndyCar poasting szn)

oh I'm shocked, Sting Ray Robb does a "fuck you full send" on the fourth corner of the race.

Heck, one of the first retaliation videos was a Shahed taking out a radome of some sort at NSA Bahrain.

U.S. Races to Accomplish Iran Mission Before Munitions Run Out — The Wall Street Journal Trump says the Iran campaign might last a week or longer, but dwindling stockpiles could limit his options

Apple News link: apple.news/AEGk48rdZQXq...

Yeah, so, remember that whole conversation about magazine depth for PGMs being crucial to modern warfare?

Not looking great if we're worried about going Winchester after Day One against a nation whose IADS was already gutted?

U.S. Races to Accomplish Iran Mission Before Munitions Run Out President Trump says the Iran campaign might last a week or longer, but dwindling stockpiles could limit his options.

Trump is draining the US’ weapons stock. Hope there are no more enemies anywhere.

an old evil man is dead and it's not in any way suprising people are cheering Khamenei's demise. anyone who thought there was a wellspring of affection for him was a moron.

well, maybe on the app.