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believe in a better future for it is all that you can do - @jael.bsky.social park ranger-bureaucrat in Darkest Nevada, pushing papers for our public lands. EMT, PIO, Draymond stan, erstwhile racing flack. opinions are mine, and so is Clayton. 🏳️‍🌈

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They gave Reddick the Dale Jr plate and forgot to ask for it back

01.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

"Seeks revenge" is a bizarre way to describe "suing over discrimination".

01.03.2026 17:50 — 👍 1687    🔁 238    💬 25    📌 6

if you're not going to invade, the only point of blowing up that stuff is to make the civilian population suffer.

which, sure, they probably want.

01.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

so long as enough Republicans in Congress want to let him do this, he'll keep doing it. Impeachment is the only thing that can actually stop him.

01.03.2026 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the secret of a "scandal" is that it only means something if people have shame. Trump and his minions have no shame.

01.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no, the thing is, he has no shame and just ignores the scandals, and his party is content to let him do it.

that's his superpower, and the only way to break it is to elect more Democrats.

01.03.2026 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please make a terrible ruckus about this, if you live in Oregon

01.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 274    🔁 217    💬 5    📌 4

Indeed.

01.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

although the one thing in fairness to them is their tasking was "DO SOMETHING IN IRAN, ALSO NO TROOPS" which does kind of limit your options to "I dunno bomb some stuff and see what happens I guess"

01.03.2026 19:25 — 👍 97    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

The Iranian military did not have any jobs that needed doing & money has been tight for half a century. Terrorism & its associated political & social instruments abroad served their political purposes much more efficiently so that's where the money went.

01.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 139    🔁 32    💬 4    📌 0

man. like, wow.

OK, we have all not gotten jobs we wanted. but to spend years carefully nursing anger at whoever actually got the jobs we didn't get? that is a very special kind of ressentiment.

01.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a penguin wearing a blue hat and a pink shirt with the words " he can 't keep getting away with it " Alt: a penguin wearing a blue hat and a pink shirt with the words " he can 't keep getting away with it "
01.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair.

01.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Izod, we hardly knew ye.

01.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

at least he did a good deed in the process.

01.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(yeah it's IndyCar poasting szn)

01.03.2026 17:34 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

oh I'm shocked, Sting Ray Robb does a "fuck you full send" on the fourth corner of the race.

01.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Heck, one of the first retaliation videos was a Shahed taking out a radome of some sort at NSA Bahrain.

01.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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U.S. Races to Accomplish Iran Mission Before Munitions Run Out — The Wall Street Journal Trump says the Iran campaign might last a week or longer, but dwindling stockpiles could limit his options

Apple News link: apple.news/AEGk48rdZQXq...

01.03.2026 16:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Yeah, so, remember that whole conversation about magazine depth for PGMs being crucial to modern warfare?

Not looking great if we're worried about going Winchester after Day One against a nation whose IADS was already gutted?

01.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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U.S. Races to Accomplish Iran Mission Before Munitions Run Out President Trump says the Iran campaign might last a week or longer, but dwindling stockpiles could limit his options.

Trump is draining the US’ weapons stock. Hope there are no more enemies anywhere.

01.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 810    🔁 282    💬 93    📌 42
01.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 1573    🔁 212    💬 14    📌 2

an old evil man is dead and it's not in any way suprising people are cheering Khamenei's demise. anyone who thought there was a wellspring of affection for him was a moron.

01.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 294    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 1

well, maybe on the app.

01.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There were 332 million visits to national parks in 2024. So each visit cost the government $9.

You can't get an Extra Value Meal for $9 anymore.

01.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

on second thought, I don't mind this take.

it's true. parks and public lands cost absolutely nothing, comparatively. we are budget pocket lint. the entire NPS costs $3 billion a year.

we are not only America's best idea, but America's best value, too.

01.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 55    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

I'm doing five people's jobs right now... poorly.

01.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there were 332 million recreation visits to national parks in 2024.

01.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

actually, we need more money and staff to sustainably manage these places. NPS staff was an already-inadequate ~19,000 in January 2025; we've lost a quarter of that to Trump and Elon's chainsaw.

01.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

no, this post is pointing out the financial cost of going to war. if you don't care about that cost, you're welcome to get out of my mentions.

01.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0