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Glonzo the Bureaucrat ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐ŸŒน

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believe in a better future for it is all that you can do - @jael.bsky.social park ranger-bureaucrat in Darkest Nevada, pushing papers for our public lands. EMT, PIO, Draymond stan, erstwhile racing flack. opinions are mine, and so is Clayton. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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A lot of this is ass covering, but still pretty telling that *Lindsay Graham* is trying to pump the brakes on Bibi's total state collapse train.

09.03.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A can of Rogue Berry Blonde beer

A can of Rogue Berry Blonde beer

Rogue went bankrupt and liquidated, so is this the last can of Berry Blonde on Earth?

09.03.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas.
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Wait, I just found some clips online.
That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft.
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 1d โ€ข Joined May '23 Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas. O1 cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.c... โ€ข 1d โ€ข Joined Jul '23 @ Bard @2 Cleric have you seen it? 0312 17 โ€ข~... TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Wait, I just found some clips online. That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft. 03

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Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here.
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Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!

โ–  TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Oh, fuck. 0 4 91104ๆ—ฅๆ—ฅ. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here. โ€ข 1 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!

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Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?)
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THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS!
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็›ฎ TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 2h โ€ข Joined May '23 Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?) 031 04 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social โ€ข Joined May '23 THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS! 3:07 PM โ€ข Mar 8, 2026

friends, I have brought you a gift

08.03.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2882    ๐Ÿ” 431    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 129
Trump making excuses for driving oil over $100/bbl

Trump making excuses for driving oil over $100/bbl

Trump High Prices
Kamala Low Prices

09.03.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

>soundly defeating an opponent and then puttering around trying to figure out what a political settlement looks like

Welcome back, Franco-Prussian War.

08.03.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, refuse to provide any votes for/filibuster any supplemental war funding bill.

08.03.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Win the midterm elections and pass a war powers resolution.

08.03.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The constituency of Americans who see DEI as detrimental to the country is vanishingly small, the sort of constituency that can easily be ignored if politicians want to ignore it.

08.03.2026 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1616    ๐Ÿ” 424    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

I have repeatedly asked people how AI is going to put me or anyone who works for me out of a job, and they're just like "well it will."

...that's an article of faith, not an answer.

08.03.2026 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah? Like, of course it's not the centerpiece of her campaign. The shitty reality is that it's an unpopular position. And yet she defended it and refused to cave to transphobic pressure.

08.03.2026 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ICE bill didn't pass though. It's been blocked in the Senate. It was going to pass the House no matter what.

08.03.2026 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kamala said she would "follow the law" and provide gender-affirming care to transgender federal prisoners.

What part of that fact are you complaining about?

08.03.2026 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Going thru some old pix tonight, and came across this.

It's true our medical system is a mess. But the doctors, researchers and EMT themselves?

Inside that pile of machinery is a 4 lb newborn whose insides all pointed the wrong way. 50 yrs ago? Doesn't live 2 days. But now? Thriving teenager.

08.03.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

08.03.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 725    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Me too. I just don't enjoy it, at all.

08.03.2026 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Marathon the franchise, and that is why I am delighted that Marathon the PvP extraction shooter is failing catastrophically.

Whole thread is worth reading.

08.03.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is critically important to begin the next phase of American life, if there is one, from the principle that Donald Trump was ineligible for office as of January 6, 2021 and that everything he has done since then is a felonious usurpation of a legitimate authority he does not possess.

08.03.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I say โ€œThey are not beating the socially acceptable ageplay allegationsโ€ it injures me because thereโ€™s nothing stopping these people from

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Buying adult-sized footed PJs and watching cartoons before needing to put the toys down and go back to work

07.03.2026 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Anyone else remember the stupid internet wars that happened when this delusion was first proposed? You had bootlicking Elon fanboys all over the web declaring hyperloop the greatest invention in history and demanding that California stop work on high-speed rail because it was "obsoleted."

07.03.2026 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you want the opposition party to do right now that they're not already doing?

07.03.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah yes, continuing an outstanding tradition of American public diplomacy.

07.03.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She thought everyone really wanted mass deportation and secret police. No question she was a true believer. Sucks to suck.

07.03.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The asymmetry of the value placed on human life is so striking. Israel has a goal to recover 40-year-old remains; to do so, it invades a sovereign country, and the lives of 26 Lebanese are an afterthought. Their names not even worth printing in the New York Times.

07.03.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5678    ๐Ÿ” 1933    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
1996 Texaco/Havoline 200 at Road America | INDYCAR Classic Full-Race Rewind
YouTube video by NTT INDYCAR SERIES 1996 Texaco/Havoline 200 at Road America | INDYCAR Classic Full-Race Rewind

enjoy in all its mid-90s ESPN2 graphics glory.

07.03.2026 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unforgettable CART TV moment: Gordon getting out of the car and kicking the Blue Oval logo on the engine cover - on camera live! - leading Bob Varsha to quip "That crackling sound you hear is bridges being burned, I'm afraid."

07.03.2026 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who can forget Robby Gordon's ill-fated CART career, punctuated by intentionally overreving and blowing up his Ford-Cosworth engine at Road America? He was always fast but sucked at managing his car, so he flamed out.

07.03.2026 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe this is just because I'm an old fart who grew up watching early-90s CART/NASCAR/IMSA, but "may the best driver win" also includes "the driver who's best at maximizing their equipment without breaking it."

07.03.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unironically yes.

the fact that pro racing cars hardly ever fail now has made pro racing materially worse to watch. drivers don't really have to manage equipment anymore. an entire element of strategy gone because it's just "gotta go fast" all the time, not "well, who can manage their brakes best?"

07.03.2026 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

BREAKING: Cadillac beats Max Verstappen in qualifying ๐Ÿ˜‚

07.03.2026 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2