Haunted

Yesterday in Seattle I saw a fish vendor with shrimp labeled "medium ass shrimp" and I'm still trying to decipher that one

This was unfortunately about me

Cracking open a liquid death while making pancakes like a dad with a beer at the grill

Today at work a middle schooler told me that the sugar at the keurig had run out, and when I went to refill it I discovered he was putting sugar in his hot chocolate. He told me it made it taste sweeter, yeah I fucking bet it does bud

Is it possible to surgically remove despair? Asking for all of humanity.

New android ui is evil I hate it PUT IT BACKKKK

Desserts taste better if you cackle over your success first

A gorgeous tart with a pale purple whipped cream filling topped with various berries

Yes... YES

Why would I need to get drunk when staying out past my bedtime has the same effect on me as alcohol

I know a lot of people view marauders stuff as completely separate because it's so heavily fanon, but idk man, it's still rowling's world and characters and that puts a bad enough taste in my mouth to dislike it anyway

Tonight's stream be like

Oh lack of commas would make me put a book down, I can't stand that

A loaf of cheddar herb soda bread

A slice of the aforementioned cheddar herb soda bread with butter on it

God I would make such a good hobbit

"Co-written with James Patterson" so neither of them actually had anything to do with it and just slapped their names on the cover, got it

The non binary experience is putting on a very androgynous/masc outfit and immediately adding a big pair of earrings and shimmery nail polish

A trans-siberian orchestra tour shirt from 2011. It's black and has a cool dark fantasy print with a wizard, a bird, and candles on a starry background. There's also a helicopter for some reason??

This might be the coolest shirt I've ever fucking seen

I came to these replies and was not disappointed

defy the norm. get even stranger. NO SURRENDER

I will enthusiastically champion puppets, costumes, miniatures, stop-motion animation, matte paintings, and other heightened effects that have all the visible smudges and fingerprints of a passionate craftsperson over any attempt at realism, any day of the week.

A porcelain teacup with a pattern of oranges, blossoms, and leaves

A teacup with a pattern of pale roses and leaves

I guess this is a teacup account now. New pretties I got to take home from work!

I talked about my collection at my writer's group two weeks ago (that's what the pictures were for actually) and today one of the ladies brought this for me!!

keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both

Thank you! That's but a small portion of the dice lol

A white porcelain teacup and saucer with a pattern of orange poppies sitting on a bookshelf

A uranium glass teacup with a cameo ballerina pattern sitting on a bookshelf. A blacklight is being shone onto the cup, making it glow bright green

A green and red teacup with a butterfly and a red moon pattern sitting on a bookshelf. It's from a book called Tress of the Emerald Sea!

A blue and white porcelain teacup with a pattern reminiscent of traditional china, but it depicts various calamities like sea monsters, dinosaurs, and invading robots. It's supposed to remind you that things could be worse

A green and white porcelain teacup and matching saucer with a lily of the valley pattern. It's filled with ttrpg dice!

A porcelain teacup and saucer with a blackberry pattern. It's filled with various small crystals and a turquoise worm on a string curls around it.

A white porcelain teacup and saucer with lots of gold gilt and Frog Prince themed pattern

A white porcelain teacup and saucer with a daffodil pattern sitting on a bookshelf

I still don’t really know what my niche on this platform is yet so here's my collection of (mostly) thrifted teacups. I collect them because my dream is to have all of my glassware in my future cottage be eclectic and mismatched

LITERALLY sometimes the cover is just a cool fantasy cover and then I read the blurb and go "damn it they fuck in this one"

Yeah I'm way more likely to pick up a book if it has the approval of someone who's taste I trust

(Real, I do not like romantasy at all but sometimes someone mismarkets a book so badly I don't even know it's romantasy until I look it up)

Honestly like why should I care about found family before I know who's involved