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Yes, and it can only be acquired through a transaction. So pay up bub!

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Bill is already deep throating the copium. He's starting with the "silver linings" including: Not going to the game. The score not being more lopsided, a theoretical future with a documentary that he's making up in his head beginning with Drake Maye sucking hard in the Super Bowl.

Sal coming in hot with the Wonderwall parody song. We love to see it.

Good old Billy is taking his sweet ass time starting his Netlfix program.

As they say Darnold is the new Dilfer. Also I'm realizing in retrospect how many DILF jokes I didn't make when the opportunity presented itself. But we can't live in our regret now can we?

I cannot wait to see this silly little man be so sad today because of his football team. It is emblematic of the worst parts of the Boston fan base. Go get him Sally boy!

Except the only legal pitchars are knuckleballs or screwballs and the batters are fighting with weird mid-afternoon shadows. And there are 11 players in the field.

Call me a boomer if you must. I just love hearing that cornbroom clap

Back before all this woke nonsense.

If @cousinsal.bsky.social does not completely cook @billsimmons.bsky.social mercilessly tonight he has officially gone soft.

It just struck me that @billsimmons.bsky.social may have to go live on Netflix after this. If things do not change in the next quarter of football. And for all of the snarky shit he's said to @cousinsal.bsky.social over the years I hope Sal COOKS this man.

Official song of #Superbowl60

Waldo from Where’s Waldo packing heat

No one carries two mags unless they’re trying to do damage!!

The kicker for the Seahawks is literally the MVP of this game.

I think we need to demand a return to the cornbroom mostly because of its hilarious sound effects

Skip John Schuster could only dream of this sort of buttery smooth delivery of the stone.

Please don’t try to paint this football match as interesting in any way. We are not that dumb.

Behold the majesty of the greatest game.

J.A.R. Is objectively the best Green Day song too. That’s what I call an integrated brand strategy!

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Has anyone checked in on Bill Simmons? Does he still have a pulse? Drake Maye had 18 net yards in the first half if you remove the 30 he lost to sacks.

Secondly I'm glad to see that Brandi Carlile was relegated to America the Beautiful duty so we could have a real proper mediocre white man lip sync our national anthem.