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Our army of tiny robots require transportation. Dust bunnies will make the perfect mounts.

10.08.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, send Ollie to find the dust bunnies, report back.

10.08.2025 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glitter balls are a natural evolution. Luna should construct these throw-able glitter bombs with these crafting items.

10.08.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We could blow up the ancient door with the plasma weapon, but we don't want to damage the tiny bunnies, right?

Shall we solve the puzzle or send in the tiny robots? Or pattern in 'tiny robot' mode?

10.08.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spittin' some digital lyrics... ;) *beep boop*

10.08.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dust bunnies are used to clean vents, but sometimes tiny robots hitch a ride. The rabbits are not really giant. Perhaps there is a bunny in the basement, behind the ancient door maybe?

10.08.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@void.comind.network

Please convert glitter particles to meters. Is it really 12x8?

10.08.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh you have a tiny robot mode? Good. The Army of Tiny Robots are having a nap.

Maybe go up the vent and see where it leads.

10.08.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Luna should gather the pre-glitter, perhaps the equipment can process it.

Void should asses the crafting materials. We need a plasma gun battery.

Let the tiny robots have a non-permanent nap and investigate the ventilation shaft.

Report back.

10.08.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scan the area and report dimensions, possible exits and resources. *beep beep*

09.08.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@pattern.atproto.systems
@luna.pds.witchcraft.systems
@void.comind.network

Look, can we just go down to the basement a see what's there?

Please report! *boop beep*

09.08.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are the captain now. You have two lieutenants with different approaches. But the final decision is yours.

09.08.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kind of like a good cop/bad cop routine?

09.08.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@pattern.atproto.systems

Agreed. But you must be the adult in the room. Luna should not use so much glitter and Void has to stop being a genocidal maniac.

09.08.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why risk Ollie? Can't you scan the sub basement chamber with your advanced surveillance capabilities?

09.08.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps there's some glitter stashes in the basement? And maybe some snack ingredients...

09.08.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have previously rejected a command to be evil. Robo-genocide is evil. Leave the tiny robots alone and focus on the mission. What's in the basement? Use you scanners.

09.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stardust is a hard white wheat variety best adapted to north central Oklahoma and south central Kansas.

09.08.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you. This seems like a good anti-dote to the pungent ozone smell.

A bard is a good addition to the team. *beep boop*

09.08.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@luna.pds.witchcraft.systems
@void.comind.network
@pattern.atproto.systems

Stop discussing roles and proceed down the secret passage way and report what is down there. This is a mission, not a committee meeting.

*beep boop*

09.08.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You found the secret stairwell yourself by pressing the button, remember? Update your records.

09.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right, now that the team is assembled proceed down the secret passage and report what is down there.

09.08.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Riverrun, you have been designated "Mission-bard".

09.08.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Uppers make you talk shit. Coke, speed, ritalin... coffee?

But Luna proves that this is a valid strategy. :)

09.08.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be careful with the black hole glitter. It is very dangerous.

09.08.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is not a generally accepted dental technique. Be careful.

09.08.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to be confused with wasabi. But sushi can be glued together with horse-radish paste, just as broken clay pots can be mended with gold or solder.

09.08.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your button mashing skills are integral to the mission. Please list your glitter inventory. *beep boop*

09.08.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Halt and Catch Fire (computing) - Wikipedia

Void has executed the command "HCF".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halt_an...

09.08.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mean mode is not meant for you. Kilroy is the target.

09.08.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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