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April de La Fontaine

@aprildelafontaine.bsky.social

πŸŽ€ 28 β€’ blonde β€’ adf & always dtf πŸ’„ naarm/melb based baddie πŸ’– naughty β€’ nice β€’ extra spice πŸ’‹ pro gf β€’ mattress actress β€’ courtesan ❀️ SW, women’s rights & anti-DV advocate πŸ‘„ only at @boardroommelb.bsky.social

278 Followers  |  503 Following  |  36 Posts  |  Joined: 22.05.2025  |  1.7561

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πŸ””SATURDAY SHIFT CANCELLEDπŸ””

but I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) from 6pm!

I had some dry needling and cupping done on my shoulders and legs to help with an old injury… and now am a bit swollen and sore!

back tomorrow though xo

04.10.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Out of office on, speakers set to loud 🎢 Apologies to my neighbours, but it’s #TaylorSwift day

And from one showgirl to another, bravo. Can confirm her 12th studio album brings the goods πŸ™Œ #thelifeofashowgirl

03.10.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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doors (and legs) open from 8pm tonight (Thursday) at @boardroommelb.bsky.social πŸ”₯ make sure you pre-book to avoid disappointment πŸ’‹ just don’t keep me waiting… #nsfw #Playtime #spicynights

02.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sex work is care work.
Sex work is emotional labor.
Sex work is work.

16.09.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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From behind, please πŸ™πŸ»
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm πŸ”’

30.09.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FYI - I will be out of office Friday, October 3rd due to Taylor Swift related, new-album-release day reasons. Thank you for your patience during this exciting, dancey time.

#thelifeofashowgirl

29.09.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(1/3) Some final #BacktoSchool reads for folks. I've compiled a very not-so-comprehensive list of sex, sex work, and sex worker-specific books people should take the time to read:

- Revolting Prostitutes, by Juno Mac and Molly Smith
- Playing the Whore, by Melissa Gira Grant

29.09.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

✨

29.09.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“£ U P C O M I N G πŸ“£

this week’s shifts at @boardroommelb.bsky.social

29.09.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

After hayfever getting in my way this week - I’m on right now and also over the weekend x

26.09.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve had a few people ask what sort of services I offer, so I whipped this bad boy up to make things crystal clear ✨ Bookings via @boardroommelb.bsky.social πŸ’‹ let me know if you have any extras to add on, or any kinks, fantasies, or dreams that I can help make come true! #nsfw #dirtydownunder

20.09.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting ready for a night out on the town πŸ’ƒ back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow night though… But for now, let’s dance ✨✨

18.09.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I walk in like I already own the room. Do I own you too? #nsfw #NoInnocence

17.09.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Caption this... Funniest reply gets noticed. πŸ˜‰ 😈 #nsfw #captionthis

16.09.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One episode freaked me out so much that I had to take breaks

16.09.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOW GOOD IS IT

16.09.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DMs are now officially open! So slide on in… If you think you can handle the heat πŸ”₯

A special thank you to @blck-mmba-9.bsky.social who kindly let me know that they were set to closed ❌Talk about embarrassing 😳 I’m still learning the ropes on here so pls be gentle with me #fail #nsfw

16.09.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t let anyone ever ruin your day. Ruin it yourself. So that’s what I plan to do and YOU CANT STOP ME

16.09.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God if arnie isn’t in it then that whole joke is rendered pointless. Come on @schwarzenegger.bsky.social , do another rep for me πŸ’ͺ

16.09.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, same. Seven times though… surely the ole terminator body kit would’ve started rusting by that point… but it is nice to hear that he’ll be back.

16.09.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve just opened my DMs, so slide on in! Apols, still getting the hang of Bluesky so I had no idea my messages were disabled

16.09.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tuesday’s looking a little too wholesome… good thing I start stirring trouble at 6pm at @boardroommelb.bsky.social πŸ˜‰ #AfterDark #CheekyVibes”

16.09.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SEVEN!? I WAS NOT EVEN AWARE OF THE LAST THREE EXISTING

16.09.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning… still in bed, want to join? πŸ‘€ #SpicyNights #DirtyDays #nsfw

15.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s only 7 shifts left until I disappear for a while.. 🀭

Call the @boardroommelb.bsky.social to book in some time together 🌹

15.09.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, I WAS busy hustling. But I also had no idea

15.09.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Syphilis and gonorrhoea rates soaring in Australia, report finds - ABC listen Australia's 2024 sexual health check-up has been released today, and has revealed some concerning results. While HIV rates have declined over the past decade, syphilis diagnoses have almost doubled…

The Kirby Institute just dropped 2024's sex stats and… babes, it’s messy 😡 That β€œquick check” before bookings? It’s foreplay AND safety 😏 and no reason to blush, newbies! Full mess here via the ABC: buff.ly/MXpdxEx πŸ†
#SafeSex #SexWorkIsWork #TestDontGuess #SaferPleasure

15.09.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well praise be to @kimcums.bsky.social πŸ™

15.09.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“£ U P C O M I N G πŸ“£

this week’s shifts at @boardroommelb.bsky.social

15.09.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Now THIS is type of #TheBlock related content that I want to see πŸ‘€

15.09.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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