πSATURDAY SHIFT CANCELLEDπ
but Iβll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) from 6pm!
I had some dry needling and cupping done on my shoulders and legs to help with an old injury⦠and now am a bit swollen and sore!
back tomorrow though xo
04.10.2025 09:20 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Out of office on, speakers set to loud πΆ Apologies to my neighbours, but itβs #TaylorSwift day
And from one showgirl to another, bravo. Can confirm her 12th studio album brings the goods π #thelifeofashowgirl
03.10.2025 08:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
doors (and legs) open from 8pm tonight (Thursday) at @boardroommelb.bsky.social π₯ make sure you pre-book to avoid disappointment π just donβt keep me waitingβ¦ #nsfw #Playtime #spicynights
02.10.2025 05:37 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Sex work is care work.
Sex work is emotional labor.
Sex work is work.
16.09.2025 17:07 β π 20 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0
From behind, please ππ»
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm π
30.09.2025 05:39 β π 52 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0
FYI - I will be out of office Friday, October 3rd due to Taylor Swift related, new-album-release day reasons. Thank you for your patience during this exciting, dancey time.
#thelifeofashowgirl
29.09.2025 13:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(1/3) Some final #BacktoSchool reads for folks. I've compiled a very not-so-comprehensive list of sex, sex work, and sex worker-specific books people should take the time to read:
- Revolting Prostitutes, by Juno Mac and Molly Smith
- Playing the Whore, by Melissa Gira Grant
29.09.2025 13:23 β π 8 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
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29.09.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
π£ U P C O M I N G π£
this weekβs shifts at @boardroommelb.bsky.social
29.09.2025 13:19 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
After hayfever getting in my way this week - Iβm on right now and also over the weekend x
26.09.2025 12:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβve had a few people ask what sort of services I offer, so I whipped this bad boy up to make things crystal clear β¨ Bookings via @boardroommelb.bsky.social π let me know if you have any extras to add on, or any kinks, fantasies, or dreams that I can help make come true! #nsfw #dirtydownunder
20.09.2025 03:20 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
Getting ready for a night out on the town π back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow night thoughβ¦ But for now, letβs dance β¨β¨
18.09.2025 10:30 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
I walk in like I already own the room. Do I own you too? #nsfw #NoInnocence
17.09.2025 09:10 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Caption this... Funniest reply gets noticed. π π #nsfw #captionthis
16.09.2025 08:56 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
One episode freaked me out so much that I had to take breaks
16.09.2025 05:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
HOW GOOD IS IT
16.09.2025 05:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
DMs are now officially open! So slide on inβ¦ If you think you can handle the heat π₯
A special thank you to @blck-mmba-9.bsky.social who kindly let me know that they were set to closed βTalk about embarrassing π³ Iβm still learning the ropes on here so pls be gentle with me #fail #nsfw
16.09.2025 05:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Donβt let anyone ever ruin your day. Ruin it yourself. So thatβs what I plan to do and YOU CANT STOP ME
16.09.2025 05:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
God if arnie isnβt in it then that whole joke is rendered pointless. Come on @schwarzenegger.bsky.social , do another rep for me πͺ
16.09.2025 05:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Seriously, same. Seven times thoughβ¦ surely the ole terminator body kit wouldβve started rusting by that pointβ¦ but it is nice to hear that heβll be back.
16.09.2025 05:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Iβve just opened my DMs, so slide on in! Apols, still getting the hang of Bluesky so I had no idea my messages were disabled
16.09.2025 05:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tuesdayβs looking a little too wholesomeβ¦ good thing I start stirring trouble at 6pm at @boardroommelb.bsky.social π #AfterDark #CheekyVibesβ
16.09.2025 02:15 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
SEVEN!? I WAS NOT EVEN AWARE OF THE LAST THREE EXISTING
16.09.2025 01:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Good morningβ¦ still in bed, want to join? π #SpicyNights #DirtyDays #nsfw
15.09.2025 21:08 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Thereβs only 7 shifts left until I disappear for a while.. π€
Call the @boardroommelb.bsky.social to book in some time together πΉ
15.09.2025 02:29 β π 67 π 3 π¬ 3 π 1
I mean, I WAS busy hustling. But I also had no idea
15.09.2025 16:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Syphilis and gonorrhoea rates soaring in Australia, report finds - ABC listen
Australia's 2024 sexual health check-up has been released today, and has revealed some concerning results. While HIV rates have declined over the past decade, syphilis diagnoses have almost doubledβ¦
The Kirby Institute just dropped 2024's sex stats andβ¦ babes, itβs messy π΅ That βquick checkβ before bookings? Itβs foreplay AND safety π and no reason to blush, newbies! Full mess here via the ABC: buff.ly/MXpdxEx π
#SafeSex #SexWorkIsWork #TestDontGuess #SaferPleasure
15.09.2025 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well praise be to @kimcums.bsky.social π
15.09.2025 11:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
π£ U P C O M I N G π£
this weekβs shifts at @boardroommelb.bsky.social
15.09.2025 10:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
Now THIS is type of #TheBlock related content that I want to see π
15.09.2025 10:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Art of Erotica (Documentary): The subjects are four photographers and an illustrator whose artistic focus inhabits the world of fetish erotica.
NOW streaming for on AMAZON -
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