TenInchWheels

Oh Christ I'm off to take the bins out. And it's not even bin day.

#totp

"OK, so you're Eddie Large" #totp

I mean, this song is a beaut, mind. #totp

And that ain't no fable

Those bar stools are still warm from 911's arses. #totp

The best fact about the Stereophonics is that Stuart Cable's mum was called Mabel. #totp

When you order Deadmaus from Temu #totp

I bet Crispian Mills smells like Camden Market #totp

Des de Moor obituary Other lives: Cabaret club entrepreneur, singer and performer who also wrote extensively about real ale

Obituary for Des de Moor now online at the Guardian

www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/m...

Truly the era of Singing Boys On Barstools #totp

Can you imagine Donald Trump sipping a pint of cellar-cool, cask conditioned ale?

How many times does Keir Starmer get a mention in the Epstein files?

The tower of St Andrew's church, Penrith, in evening sunshine against a blue sky

Let's not go crazy but I think spring might actually be here soon.

The craft gold rush is officially over.

Brewdog bought for £33m by US beverage and cannabis company Beverage and cannabis company Tilray acquires the Aberdeenshire brewery, the brand and 11 bars for £33m.

GET PISSED, DESTROY

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The 'remove background' thingy has been tremendously helpful.

I bet I use about 3% of Photoshop's capabilities.

Tin of alcohol free Karlskrone Lager from Aldi, in a blue and green design

On this last night because reasons.

It wasn't as hootingly awful as I expected for something that's about 50p per tin from Aldi.

Also quite enjoying the design, which seems to have a nod towards deep 80s horror Slalom Lager (and one-time sponsor of Keighley Rugby League).

There's another outlier in Grimsby (apparently).

I'll never forget the look I got when I naively asked for a scone in a chip shop in Carlisle when I moved there in 1990.

Two thick slices of tater with a layer of fish between.

There are many like it but these are...

... SCONES

Covered in guacamole

(there have been recent sightings of scones in exotic places like Hebden Bridge, where they presumably get marketed as 'Keighley street food')

'scones' - oval, battered potato and fish in a heating cabinet in a fish and chips shop

I'm in a 'Fishery' - the Yorkshire name for a Fish And Chip shop that makes it sound like you're visiting an aquarium.

Those things are scones. Traditionally found nowhere else on earth other than Keighley and Shipley, inexplicably leapfrogging Bingley, sandwiched between those two towns.

Gort Und Andenton, long-established manufacturers of orthopaedic shoes, Hamburg.

Gorton Denton, the gentleman spy

Might start a brewery called Gorton And Denton.

BuT aLl ThE sHOpS wiLl ClOSe iF YoU BaN MoToRiStS #fewmin

They literally taste of gravy

Box full of eggs 'laid by hens in Yorkshire'

"We'll have none o' yer Southern eggs round 'ere. These are from proper Yorkshire 'ens."