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i watch movies

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I wasn’t but you could include those as a variation on a theme

05.03.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People are telling me I need to listen to new music. But it’s not true. It’s better if I stay the way that I am

05.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is such a bonkers anecdote because if an actor said this to me I would never tell anyone

05.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just finished watching it and I would say the same. It's basically like what if The Fugitive was boring

05.03.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so weird that there's a sequel to The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones has to track down a different, unrelated Fugitive. That's just what he does in every movie anyway

05.03.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see stuff online that's filled with so many nonsense phrases and bizarre rhetorical devices that it's obviously AI. But giving them the benefit of the doubt, perhaps they use so much AI that they just write like that now

05.03.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*tommy lee jones reading a script* yeah but do I have to find somebody in this one

05.03.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I started making a Letterboxd list for this and it's basically just every Tommy Lee Jones movie

05.03.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tommy Lee Jones always has to catch somebody

05.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Beatles songs but they skip to the end
YouTube video by earworm nation Beatles songs but they skip to the end

pro click πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

05.03.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They made another Mr. Mom

05.03.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if he’s just gonna ask every woman if they have a car before he goes on a date with them or just asks that on dates

05.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Roommate told me of his plan to date a woman who has a car rather than buying a car himself

05.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brian Wilson was tasked to write an anti-drug song in the '80s and in it he asserted that drugs are "not that hard to quit" and "drugs can get you goin' at it"

05.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruce Johnston (the only other member of the Beach Boys who tours with the band that calls themselves "The Beach Boys" besides Mike Love) has retired

04.03.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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browsin' the old man forum

04.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a guy this morning pretend a different drink was his and when I pointed out which one was his ,he was all "haha, yeah I guess it's too early for jokes!" and it's like, well what's the joke? That you don't know what you ordered? People do that all day long anyway

04.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would just be normal if I was interacting with somebody I don't know who is being paid to be there. But that's me

04.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It should be an actual crime for a customer to try to do a bit with me if I don't know them. Why are you saying that stuff. You just sound insane to me

04.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every sidewalk downtown is having construction done so you gotta walk in an insane way to avoid it

04.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone I don’t know complimented my sound design

04.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TGIF!!

04.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything we’re saying is more correct than the previous post

04.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP

SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN
WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

04.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1320    πŸ” 276    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 22

Uriah Heep is Imogen Heap’s father

04.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Beach Boys podcast I listen to is up 2004 and they’re talking about how they should go back and redo the earlier episodes now that they like those albums more

03.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lotta non-Portland looking people in this movie...

02.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when a location card in a movie says "Portland, Oregon"

02.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's very funny that Criterion Channel will just put any old trash on there

02.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0