Mint 💞

if nobody else got me I know the nameless mind control drug that makes you believe whatever you're told that every writer uses to conveniently facilitate their weird erotica ideas got me

Yay!! Glad to hear you're feeling better 💞

one of my biggest fantasies is being sat on a girl's lap and gently played with while she has a conversation... then she notices im really hard and silently escalates the attention with the occasional ear whisper to tell me to sit still even when she gets to giving me a slow teasing handjob

Mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit

Just heard the news myself, happy for you two 💞

Melody knows best!

Awww~
You're the hero here to save the realm? That's cute!
Unfortunately for you:

💋 Get
💋 Kissed
💋 Idiot

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

🎃 The Lady of the House 🎃

halloween story time! for those concerned about how bleak my output has been lately, here's a fun, silly, story about a burnout trans girl loser and her soft, matronly ghostly maid! :3

ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/72135676

hf: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

the most important thing about level drain and related kinks is when you lose 1 int over and over again until you're a drooling hole

it's morally good to make a girl mess up while she's playing video games by telling her she's doing /such/ a good job

some girls are made to be talked down to! they're just silly little pets that can't understand words anyways! so if you talk with a realllly upbeat voice like this! they can't tell you're calling them a toy or a petgirl! they just think you're praising them because you're using a nice tone of voice!

Jerking off the cute librarian girl during her shift, doing your best to force cute noises out of her mouth to get her shh'd by her coworker~

Why don't you settle down hm?
Find yourself a nice demon, form a pact, and slow down a bit.

All this running around, adventuring, going into dungeons.
You're gonna tire yourself out~

Take a pamphlet, it's got lots of helpful tips for summoning and ritual rites for the damned!

You should all do yourselves a favor and watch BanG Dream: It’s MyGO!!!!!

Seriously, no, I’m being serious, watch it, please, I’m insane about this series and more people should watch it and it’s subsequent follow-up

do find it really hot when girls tease you just a little bit and then act innocent and ask why you're being so quiet and slowly start to make more and more pointed accusations, asking if you're hard because of what they said, if you're gonna jerk off about it later, if you're really this easy

read my spooky reality-warping loser-breaking maid-worshipping halloween fic!! :3

I feel like someone has almost certainly written this

hypnotist who has to swap to using small, simple words when trancing you, due to all the vocabulary you're too dumb to remember

bluesky devs wanting to make twitter-reddit linkedin but getting mad about getting e621 and deviantart instead will never stop being funny to me shoutout unmarketable queers and kink artists keep doing good work

tiramisu on a beige plate with a gold fork on the right side. the text reads "the tiramisu fandom is dying" "repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth"

I am going to go fucking insane (by which i mean this is really really good oh my gods)

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🎃 The Lady of the House 🎃

halloween story time! for those concerned about how bleak my output has been lately, here's a fun, silly, story about a burnout trans girl loser and her soft, matronly ghostly maid! :3

www.patreon.com/posts/140233...

Emi seems happy with her stat grow!

#nsfwart #bunnygirl #shortstack

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

suchasillybea more like suchaspookybea

human sex hormones are lifesaving medication etc etc etc but i also think you should just be allowed to play with them without having to ask for permission first. what’s the fucking point of a cyberpunk dystopia where you can’t even impulse buy some cross-sex hormone therapy at the gas station

True! You are normal and can be trusted with a pocketwatch 💞

You're never gonna escape you know.
A masochistic slut like you? Your own body betrays you.
It's not like escaping is hard, just walk out the door.

But you?
You crave getting caught, or a least the punishment after~
Isn't that right cutie ❤️

*from an alternate universe where google is called carp* carp it