its she cruelcab

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

I love messing with my own sonic rig
#sonic #blender

Heritage And Also Hate (But I'm Against It, Though)

the apparent cessation of the desecration-of-the-likeness-of-the-dead as a cultural taboo has always weirded me the fuck out. from vile colonel sanders homunculi to corpse puppet tarkin to this is a straight line.

i'm 38 and i feel that way sometimes. it's okay to be scared.

This is severely lesbian coded

(GORGEOUS, obviously oh my god)

okay but when did u get replaced with a ridiculiously fashionable Ditto

good morning bluesky 🌞

(and DID 🤭)

Shot day

ICE officers strike me as the kind of people who are good at money management im sure working for a couple months without a paycheck won't cause them any problems

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Listen, @burgerbecky.bsky.social is one of the greats. If you can spare anything at all, and you have love for this medium, I can guarantee she's in some way part of the games you love. Please help our industry help her out.

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Me and the girls having a girls night out :333!!

I'd actually forgotten how extraordinary it is that when I won the leadership - I wasn't interviewed as it was too close to our party conference interviewed.

And then refused a second time!

Part of the antidote to all of this is creating our own media platforms.

Hey @boldpolitics.bsky.social 👋🏼

Three panels of a Godzilla fan comic, which starts with Godzilla sniffing and blushing, a panel of him shouting in embarrassed anger or passion then stomping his foot while Mothra looks on in horny surprise. Godzilla is saying "moth pussy got me acting strange"

good morning

finally saw that wonderful Jane Goodall clip and I can’t tell you how delighted I am to learn that in addition to being a genius and a pure soul and a phenomenal advocate and a cultural revolutionary, she was also a hater

Promotional image from Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot

Stop, or I WILL cum!

aye he def escalates but there's a body on him by the end of the pilot. I liked Better Call Saul better fwiw

I mean he's a cunt from episode 1 tbh

cryptid austin

Sophie Ellis-Bextor hits out at transphobia: "These people make trans people their whole personality" Sophie Ellis-Bextor has criticised increasing levels of transphobia in the UK and overseas in a new interview.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor hits out at transphobia: “These people make trans people their whole personality and spend their entire day being angry” 💯

“There was a time when Pride felt like a celebration of the shoulders people were able to stand on, but now it feels like an absolute political necessity”

US conservatives under Obama would sometimes wistfully post training footage of Russian special forces, like "look at what the real manly countries are doing instead of our woke baby military" and then all those VDV guys got annihilated within the first 3 days of the Ukraine invasion

Final fantasy tactics black mage Jax, complete w orange hair 🧡

Black Mage Jax 🔮
I am in the FFTictacs 😤

only thing i will say here on current meta: i am amending my previous statement that PDS custom emojis are the fastest way to decentralize bsky. that is now the second fastest way. the top fastest way is apparently to make your entire userbase hate you so much they learn what a PDS is