@alivebody.bsky.social
shitposts - Maieutics to know myself better. Stream of consciousness. |⛔️ NO TW ⛔️ proceed with your own caution | 18+ MDNI | Not looking for anything! Not even 'platonically'. | My audio focussed account can be found under @alivebodyva.bsky.social
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29.10.2025 09:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ofc i’m sad about it but what can you do
29.10.2025 09:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s actually crazy that i live in a country that other VAs also live in. VAs I KNOW living here. But I’ll just never reach out because i’m a pussy and also scared and also worried and also- and also-.
29.10.2025 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gloyhole fucking is such an underrated concept tho…
he’s using her as a fleshlight
she’s using him as a thrusting dildo
call it glorious win-win
Congrats on reaching your goals and going full out for Halloween! 🎃 👻
29.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my favorite part of rock bottom are all the pretty rocks
28.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 130 🔁 45 💬 1 📌 1*my hand reaching out from a sewer grate and grabbing your ankle* hey, i’m still mad at you
29.10.2025 01:54 — 👍 126 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 0Maybe stop complaining and just write an Oscar-winning screenplay
21.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0All tits aside, i really like you
28.10.2025 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A dog sits near a tall shoe rack filled with various types of shoes in a room with wooden flooring. All shoes are stacked on high shelves, out of the dog’s reach.
“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”
26.10.2025 17:41 — 👍 5200 🔁 525 💬 152 📌 20the jobless in the groupchat are back it again
28.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i can live your life and mine at the same damn time
28.10.2025 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he says i drive him crazy
I say wear a seatbelt
i am so therefore i have to chill out
27.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm the dystopian warlord you need in your life
25.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0Hello everyone, I had the pleasure of voicing the dragon script. If you want to give this spooky F4F CYOA collab a go, please do!
27.10.2025 11:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0that‘s how i literally met my boyf
27.10.2025 10:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@poisonjr "shes not gonna fuck u bro" She will. She will if i post good 3:41 PM • 3/26/22
I think about this tweet every time I log in and the Spirt of Post possesses me, fyi
27.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 1036 🔁 153 💬 7 📌 28nah brother
27.10.2025 10:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that‘s actually insane
27.10.2025 10:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i‘m crashing the fuck out
27.10.2025 10:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i‘m eating a mix of rice, meat, brokkoli, cucumber, capsicum, lettuce, eggs and yoghurt. life is good
27.10.2025 08:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuk u dawg btw
27.10.2025 08:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0some things are crazy
some are less crazy
mealprep DONE
27.10.2025 08:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love women
27.10.2025 07:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyone drives like a freak here lmfao
27.10.2025 05:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0imagine going home from work and having to cook immediately, is this gonnq be the life?
It‘s time to get seriously rich somehow
requesting unpaid leave feels like getting robbed at gunpoint
27.10.2025 05:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0met a venezuelan guy and istg you can’t tell his emotions at all. he‘s like this: 😕🙂 (like generally he‘s non smiling neutral face leaning negatively looking)
lmao he‘s a gem tho
idk what he thinks of me tho, he smiled once which was an accomplishment LMFAO
