Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑

Does this mean that Ellie Kemper is somehow the First Lady??

Dana Delaney
[wags eyebrows]

We are the normal men
The mighty mighty normal men
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
Who we are
So we tell them,
“Goddamnit, Ed”

And I could use it to draw a design on the plate! Back when things were FUN

And his audience will be just fine with that! They enjoy being lied to and will revolt if told the truth!

Six-fingered Falstaff, language learners point and laugh

Three-armed Duo, users say "no go"

That was Maurice Ashley, Chess in the Schools!!

"The media will yell at us if we do anything, and we are scared of the media yelling at us"

The GOP tells the media to fuck off or sues them or just scares them into shutting up.

The Dems need to be more scared of their voters than the media.

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

Come meet their cat, Miss Kitty Fantastico

Between this and the recurrence of the r-word, it's a pretty bad week for maintaining the thin veneer of adult civility that keeps us from tearing one another apart, isn't it!

@mikemadrid.bsky.social This is the last thing you see before you close your eyes, isn't it!

Yup! They stopped production in 2020. If you want to try them, now is the time!

“IT” or “GINGER”

I love going on Segway city tours when I travel with my family. It’s so fun! But since they’re not manufactured anymore, all those touring outfits have to take extra-special good care of their units since they can’t ever be replaced with new ones. :/

Argh! Anytime he’s on television, it’s bad for the party.

Even if the Trump admin successfully prevents the rollout of the Biden bill charging infrastructure? (Because that is a big part of what has kept and will keep me from making the move to EV.)

Enough for 2026.

"Lose by less everywhere" ---> historic blue wave

But the GOP will publicly claim it as a great victory and act like it is no big thing. Right? So the base can keep telling itself all is well. I don't mind them living in a bubble.

Salivating at the prospect of kicking Mike Lawler out of NY-17!

Murc's Law undefeated!

politico.com Another House Republican predicted the GOP conference would spend some time reeling from the fallout of the race, given that it shouldn't have been competitive in the first place. "If our victory margin is single digits, the conference may come unhinged," one senior House Republican said. A loss would be catastrophic and the conference would "explode," the Republican added.

YouTube video by Maksym Bolibok Chuck - Jeffster - 'Fortunate Son' (Chuck vs the Beard)

"So that's the sound of liberty."

Marcia Cross? Huh? I’m supposed to be afraid of Kimberly and her wig??

He makes the US look like an ass is what he does

(He farted on Jenna Ellis but yes!!)

Thanks to you I now hear in my head a throng of teenagers chanting ANDREA MARTIN GRADUATES! ANDREA MARTIN GRADUATES!