Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑

Well I know this is specious but yes, a year ago I was absolutely miserable and hopeless, and now I am fucking righteously furious and convinced we will win and it’s so much better. I know it’s not what you were asking, but it’s a genuine improvement.

Don’t Be a Panican. We’re Winning — and We’re Not Slowing Down. Under President Donald J. Trump’s leadership, this Administration is smashing through the chaos and destruction left by Democrats and unleashing the most aggressive pursuit of the America First agenda in history. While the Fake News and Radical Left collude to distract, depress, and divide, they’re simply lying to mask the undeniable truth: America is safer, stronger, richer, and more secure than at any point in decades. Don’t take the bait. New victories pour in daily as President Trump delivers on his promises and rebuilds the foundation for long-term success in the greatest nation on Earth. Here are a few things to celebrate from just the past few days:

The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it

"Listen, I may be big, but I still know what's tacky."

Post a banger that isn't in English

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj5N...

Roy Cohn and Bill Barr over here. Fun fun FUN!

‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record

And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

PEBCAK

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Bzzzt, trick question! Nothing makes him happy! Nothing makes any of them happy.

Bad Bunny holds a football that says Together, we are America.

Unidos somos América.

The button was perfect. The lonely mayonnaise distributor is a totally believable Samberg character.

Well that makes me feel *slightly* better but I’ve seen that episode multiple times!

Susan Sarandon playing Frank’s former teacher and current love interest on 30 Rock

“Well I had to. They were going to put you in the hospital if you didn’t get better at the shuttle run.”

It’s what we’re all working so fkn hard FOR. Good to be reminded!

And also a Bunny reference

No one seems to know for sure!

When I saw them in spring 2017, Billie Joe screamed FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP and collapsed to the floor, is that it?

The Leaf antenna I got in 2013 is still going strong!

HEY IT’S A REBUILDING DECADE

The best is when other people in your family watch it in the next room while you go about your business, and then you can run in whenever it’s a commercial. It’s perfect.

How is it possible that NONE of us has been aware of this until now?!????

Yes! The whole time, I kept thinking “Who are those lucky people and how did they get to be there??”

They haaaaaate this!!

Is there a way to blocklist everyone who replies to Will using a specific image or phrase? That would be particularly useful.

More than once as I was going under, I have muttered “I understand why Michael Jackson got addicted to this stuff.”

Oh god how many leprosy cases do you see on average??

I do afternoons and have a much better time. I have a good night’s sleep two nights in a row.

“…so that was the end of *that* talk.”

Everything is fun and games until people you consider your social equals start getting shunned by people you *also* consider your social equals. Then suddenly it’s terrifyingly real.

“60 SCHOOL DAYS. Not calendar days, not business days.”