Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑

Did he befriend a pigeon??

I AM AN ORANGE GOD!

Ah, Will. Us Alias fans will have a soft spot for Bradley Cooper until the end of time.

I came out of The Fugitive asking everyone, “Who was that redhead doctor lady??”

What’s the point of subtlety? It makes more sense to rub it in, because what their side wants more than anything is the serotonin hit of watching libs get upset.

NY high school grad detained by ICE released Editor’s note: The video aired before it was announced that Yeonsoo Go would be released. NEW YORK (PIX11) — Yeonsoo Go, the Scarsdale High School honors graduate who was detained by IC…

Happily, she was just released:

Not an ocean in sight (because then you'd be making zarzuela)

Jim Baker. Did everything quietly.

Why don't you tell me about the mystery wife
I want to know about the mystery wife
Why don't you show me
'Cause I've tried and I've tried, and I'm still mystified
I can't do it anymore and I'm not immunized

Yes but HUSH

HUSH IS COMING

I took it out from NYPL during the pandemic. It’s so good!! Kept me sane for three days’ worth of panic park walks.

Name me a better opening number.

If she’s already read and enjoyed Heartburn (ie it won’t be triggering to her given her pregnancy), Meryl Streep does the most amazing reading of it. It’s like a one-woman show that you never want to end.

No more Dorothy Hamill haircuts in my lifetime please!!

It’s the difference between “I’m afraid my voters are bigots and I can’t risk offending them” and “I think my voters are generally okay with the modern world and just wish it was easier to live in”

When they dive-bomb one another away from the holes, I screech CUT IT OUT, THERE’S ENOUGH FOR ALL OF YOU! but do they listen??

He outlived his obituary writer!!

and featuring Wanda Mercator as the Hopping Woman

THANK you; it was driving me crazy.

I didn’t see Philip Bump either, did I miss his name?

“I’m eleven hundred and twenty years old. Just gimme a frickin’ beer!” careens into my head every time I see a beer in the wild. Then the other side of my brain sighs, “Gimme a Coke.”

“Last night in Sweden”

"Well did you try looking under the sofa in HELL?"

an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a table with a notebook and water bottles . Alt: "oh my god he admit it" meme

I can't believe they actually just said it straightforwardly!

"Watch what Fetterman does then do opposite" not the worst way to ingratiate yourself with the base

One of the biggest we've ever seen in terms of bigness

The GothamMoms website had the same color scheme and design as UrbanBaby. The writers of that episode knew exactly what they were doing. (Some UB users swore until the site came down that they “absolutely caught Tina Fey posting anonymously”)

Double Hitler!

No voter ever wants to admit their reason for voting for someone is mainly “I just like them”