Matt

So do yall think the Epstein files might've been in the East Wing

So if Kristi Noem thought Habeas Corpus is the right of the president to kick people out of the country, and she wanted to suspend it, what does she think "suspend" means?

I offer an achievable goal in these dark times: outlive him. He's 80 years old, everybody hates him, he's really stupid. If he doesn't get us all killed first, chances are most of us will see a post-him world. Isn't that a satisfying goal?

Tomorrow a lot of people will be participating in an "economic blackout", in which we don't purchase anything from any big-name online or in-person retailers/restaurants/etc (Amazon, Walmart, etc). May or may not accomplish anything, but if you'd like to participate, make sure to plan ahead today.

"No no, the new bill doesn't call for cuts to Medicaid, it just calls for budget cuts in certain departments"

"No no, I didn't ask for your lunch money, I just asked for all the money in your wallet"

Cobra Kai ending was incredible. One of the best shows I've ever seen.

They screwed this all up.

CTO: Who likes cream cheese with FRUIT in it?
Coworker: I think cream cheese with fruit in it can be...
CTO: Where are you from?
Coworker: Connecticut.
CTO: Yeah that's exactly right. *Walks away*

"Fine you can teach them cursive, but only if they have enough time after phonics" - Negotiations on how we're gonna prevent our kids from turning out stupid, when the schools apparently won't.

Trump just fired basically the whole FBI, and Elon Musk is currently trying to get access to the US Treasury's payment system, which manages trillions of dollars of federal funds.

"Repeated aircraft tragedies" was most definitely not on my bingo card of things that might end up biting Trump in the ass.

The lead VA on the new Spider-Man cartoon said something to the effect of "don't worry, it's not woke", which pissed off everyone who sees it as a dog whistle. And yet every character I've seen in promotional material is either gender-bent, race-bent, or gay. Sooo... Good luck with your show?

Won the popular vote? Yes. But didn't win the majority vote. More people voted against that clown than for him. Gotta bring that message home.

Elon Musk giving a nazi salute

I think this is important to repost, for those who did not see.

There was an old guy on the train with a bike and I disliked him until I realized his hoodie said DEPORT ELON MUSK on it and then I didn't dislike him any more.

Still salty that Encanto had a Hercules cameo and they didn't use his Disney design.

Scammer: Hey this is AJ how are you doing today
Me: Hey fuck you.
AJ: ... ... ... You too.

Hey remember that time Britney Spears inserted a pause into the middle of one of her songs to play out a little bit of Titanic fanfiction, right at the height of the Titanic craze? Remember the TITANIC CRAZE? Man the 90s were wild.

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