Old people just be farting.
01.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Old people just be farting.
01.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is the site of the Gettysburg Address, a speech GREAT REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT ABRAHAM (“Abe”) LINCOLN gave a speech following a mild misunderstanding between the GLORIOUS SOUTH and the communist Northern agititators.
Or something like that. Probably.
Kinda cool, tho, in a whimsical sorta way. At least as fixer-uppers go….
28.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beautiful likeness!
28.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like they’re on their way!…
28.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Made a new liter of milk tea for the refrigerator and me.
23.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Free insult: call someone unstable “dry roasted nuts”.
23.02.2026 07:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To all the ladies, peace and humptiness forever.
23.02.2026 07:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Kids today don’t understand that Sinatra had an even-pull-off-this-song level of cool.
23.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should beaten the shit out of him. They’ll probably not be back in Italy for a while. Worth the risk.
23.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, this is… y’know… whatever the hell this is.
20.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honest question: does Ted Lieu have a speech impediment?
20.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet he’s sweating now!
19.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Somebody at my gym is taking weight loss *very* seriously.
18.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But repeatedly.
17.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It’s kinda worked in education for them since Nixon. The particulars may differ, but it’s the same playbook.
16.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Flickr. Tumblr. Lavendr.
13.02.2026 10:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re close. We’re just not two-dudes-on-a-luge close.
13.02.2026 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She should be smaller. My only note.
13.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taking your children into the company/compound of a known pedophile is, everything else aside, aggressively bad parenting.
11.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now, see, here’s a Kickstarter I would support.
11.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is the dog-rating guy one of the most effective speakers on the reality of modern America?…
10.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Burger joint I’m in has this giant Jim Beam cup celebrating, in part, the Beam Family.
C’mon, the “Beam Team” is *right there*.
Still should’ve gotten her name for when the prosecutions happen.
08.02.2026 08:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at it right-to-left and you’ve got a banker before and after he was held for ransom.
08.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s fun having a government filled with people who have loads of ways to get blackmailed.
08.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No. Three tons of green M&Ms and a hauling donkey.
08.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0C’mon, you know dude is gonna stand up with the jersey. Raise the damned background.
08.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Snow carefully everywhere descending.
08.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Bluesky trying to encourage me, via this reminder, to commit a crime:
07.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0