The punch card Trump got with his FIFA Peace Prize clearly stated that once he stopped 8 wars he got a free one.
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The punch card Trump got with his FIFA Peace Prize clearly stated that once he stopped 8 wars he got a free one.
28.02.2026 18:06 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Pakistan has started bombing Afghanistan so Trump has another opportunity to claim he ended a war that he will claim did not start while he was president.
27.02.2026 13:15 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
βYou fat sorry sack of shit, people hate you!β
β James Carville, on Donald Trump
Trump said tariffs brought in $17 trillion. Dividing $17 trillion by the number of people in the USA (345 million) works out to $49,275 per person. Iβd like my refund in cash, please.
20.02.2026 23:51 β π 33 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0If the whole system will collapse if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, then the whole system NEEDS to collapse.
16.02.2026 19:47 β π 36 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1The Lord forgives most peopleβs sins, and a high stock market forgives all Trumpβs sins.
13.02.2026 14:48 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If stocks keep going down, will Pam Bondi finally decide it's worth her time to start looking for pedophiles?
12.02.2026 17:56 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Republicans everywhere are shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that Trump is a racist.
06.02.2026 18:14 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 4 π 1Gotta think the next βBlacks for Trumpβ meeting is going to be pretty awkward.
06.02.2026 14:13 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0βItβs one of those rare, unicorn films that doesnβt have a single redeeming quality.β
31.01.2026 17:54 β π 27 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0The reviews of Melania, the movie, are almost as bad as the reviews of Melania, the person.
30.01.2026 21:46 β π 30 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Everyone involved with the movie βIshtarβ send sincere thanks and eternal gratitude to Melania Trump for making a movie worse than theirs.
30.01.2026 19:57 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0At least Melania can rest easy knowing that no one will ever plagiarize her movie.
30.01.2026 19:24 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Trump looks for new ways to distract attention away from Epstein files.
30.01.2026 01:32 β π 13 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Trump used the same design process and construction company as Spinal Tap.
29.01.2026 14:16 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0ICE bragging about how after the kidnapped a child to use him for bait, they did not kill him.
23.01.2026 19:13 β π 95 π 35 π¬ 11 π 4Some ask, βWhy would he bring a gun to a protest.β The answer is simple: βBecause he could.β The NRA, right wing media, gun makers, Republican politicians, and the Supreme Court made sure of that. If they didnβt want him to carry a gun, why did they work so hard to make it legal for him to do so?
27.01.2026 19:10 β π 130 π 54 π¬ 6 π 5"All victories against this administration are temporary. It is still headed by a raging, vengeful narcissist and stuffed to bursting with nihilistic shitheels.... But all anyone can do at moments like this is push back, and push back, and push back again.β
27.01.2026 16:02 β π 13 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0You have the right to keep and bear arms, but if you bring one to a protest ICE can shoot you, even if you have a permit to carry it and never take it out of its holster. And if you make an ICE agent feel threatened he can shoot you even if you donβt have a weapon and donβt do anything threatening.
27.01.2026 03:35 β π 24 π 11 π¬ 2 π 1Democrats never came for your guns, but Republicans are telling you if you carry a gun in public they can (and probably will) kill you.
26.01.2026 19:29 β π 51 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0If ICE is βmaking America saferβ why do I feel LESS safe than I ever have in my own country?
26.01.2026 17:40 β π 17 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Democrats have never trampled on gun rights like Republicans are doing now. Carry a gun legally and you get shot by law enforcement! Thatβs the Republican policy.
26.01.2026 15:59 β π 50 π 16 π¬ 5 π 1Whatβs the difference between ICE and Nazis? Nazis showed their faces.
25.01.2026 15:26 β π 28 π 17 π¬ 4 π 0Itβs not enough for ICE just to kill you. They feel the need to kill you again and again.
25.01.2026 04:27 β π 20 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0To all the MAGAs saying if people would just comply with the authorities they wouldnβt get hurt, please remember your words when we finally pass some common-sense gun-control laws and the authorities come to take your assault rifles. You will meekly comply, right?
25.01.2026 00:05 β π 30 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0We keep thinking, βThey canβt kill all of usβ, but ICE keeps trying to prove us wrong.
24.01.2026 21:42 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1I feel sure the man that ICE murdered today would still be alive if he had just gotten into the boxcar when the Nazis told him to do so.
24.01.2026 21:06 β π 21 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0How do all the staunch 2A advocates feel now that βbeing armedβ is a justification for being wrestled to the ground, pistol whipped, and shot to death?
24.01.2026 18:43 β π 15 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0The media and everyone else need to stop referring to ICE as βfederal agentsβ and start calling them what they are: βviolent untrained thugsβ.
24.01.2026 18:23 β π 22 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0
βPull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.β
And pull them out of every other American city too!