Iβm glad to see we are fighting in Ecuador now. The war in Iran was getting SO passΓ©.
04.03.2026 03:56 β π 26 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0@tdpattillo.bsky.social
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Iβm glad to see we are fighting in Ecuador now. The war in Iran was getting SO passΓ©.
04.03.2026 03:56 β π 26 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0According to Marco Rubio the US attacked Iran not because they were armed and dangerous but because we thought they MIGHT be armed and dangerous, so the US has now become the George Zimmerman of nations.
03.03.2026 14:51 β π 20 π 5 π¬ 0 π 1The punch card Trump got with his FIFA Peace Prize clearly stated that once he stopped 8 wars he got a free one.
28.02.2026 18:06 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Pakistan has started bombing Afghanistan so Trump has another opportunity to claim he ended a war that he will claim did not start while he was president.
27.02.2026 13:15 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
βYou fat sorry sack of shit, people hate you!β
β James Carville, on Donald Trump
Trump said tariffs brought in $17 trillion. Dividing $17 trillion by the number of people in the USA (345 million) works out to $49,275 per person. Iβd like my refund in cash, please.
20.02.2026 23:51 β π 33 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0If the whole system will collapse if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, then the whole system NEEDS to collapse.
16.02.2026 19:47 β π 36 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1The Lord forgives most peopleβs sins, and a high stock market forgives all Trumpβs sins.
13.02.2026 14:48 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If stocks keep going down, will Pam Bondi finally decide it's worth her time to start looking for pedophiles?
12.02.2026 17:56 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Republicans everywhere are shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that Trump is a racist.
06.02.2026 18:14 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 4 π 1Gotta think the next βBlacks for Trumpβ meeting is going to be pretty awkward.
06.02.2026 14:13 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0βItβs one of those rare, unicorn films that doesnβt have a single redeeming quality.β
31.01.2026 17:54 β π 27 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0The reviews of Melania, the movie, are almost as bad as the reviews of Melania, the person.
30.01.2026 21:46 β π 30 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Everyone involved with the movie βIshtarβ send sincere thanks and eternal gratitude to Melania Trump for making a movie worse than theirs.
30.01.2026 19:57 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0At least Melania can rest easy knowing that no one will ever plagiarize her movie.
30.01.2026 19:24 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Trump looks for new ways to distract attention away from Epstein files.
30.01.2026 01:32 β π 13 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Trump used the same design process and construction company as Spinal Tap.
29.01.2026 14:16 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0ICE bragging about how after the kidnapped a child to use him for bait, they did not kill him.
23.01.2026 19:13 β π 95 π 35 π¬ 11 π 4Some ask, βWhy would he bring a gun to a protest.β The answer is simple: βBecause he could.β The NRA, right wing media, gun makers, Republican politicians, and the Supreme Court made sure of that. If they didnβt want him to carry a gun, why did they work so hard to make it legal for him to do so?
27.01.2026 19:10 β π 130 π 54 π¬ 6 π 5"All victories against this administration are temporary. It is still headed by a raging, vengeful narcissist and stuffed to bursting with nihilistic shitheels.... But all anyone can do at moments like this is push back, and push back, and push back again.β
27.01.2026 16:02 β π 13 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0You have the right to keep and bear arms, but if you bring one to a protest ICE can shoot you, even if you have a permit to carry it and never take it out of its holster. And if you make an ICE agent feel threatened he can shoot you even if you donβt have a weapon and donβt do anything threatening.
27.01.2026 03:35 β π 24 π 11 π¬ 2 π 1Democrats never came for your guns, but Republicans are telling you if you carry a gun in public they can (and probably will) kill you.
26.01.2026 19:29 β π 51 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0If ICE is βmaking America saferβ why do I feel LESS safe than I ever have in my own country?
26.01.2026 17:40 β π 17 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Democrats have never trampled on gun rights like Republicans are doing now. Carry a gun legally and you get shot by law enforcement! Thatβs the Republican policy.
26.01.2026 15:59 β π 50 π 16 π¬ 5 π 1Whatβs the difference between ICE and Nazis? Nazis showed their faces.
25.01.2026 15:26 β π 28 π 17 π¬ 4 π 0Itβs not enough for ICE just to kill you. They feel the need to kill you again and again.
25.01.2026 04:27 β π 20 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0To all the MAGAs saying if people would just comply with the authorities they wouldnβt get hurt, please remember your words when we finally pass some common-sense gun-control laws and the authorities come to take your assault rifles. You will meekly comply, right?
25.01.2026 00:05 β π 30 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0We keep thinking, βThey canβt kill all of usβ, but ICE keeps trying to prove us wrong.
24.01.2026 21:42 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1I feel sure the man that ICE murdered today would still be alive if he had just gotten into the boxcar when the Nazis told him to do so.
24.01.2026 21:06 β π 21 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0How do all the staunch 2A advocates feel now that βbeing armedβ is a justification for being wrestled to the ground, pistol whipped, and shot to death?
24.01.2026 18:43 β π 15 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0