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πŸ”΅ Vocal fan of democracy, small business owner, above average chess player, stand-up comedian, pseudo intellectual political analyst, and garage sale aficionado. IG: tom_pattillo_comedy

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The punch card Trump got with his FIFA Peace Prize clearly stated that once he stopped 8 wars he got a free one.

28.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Pakistan has started bombing Afghanistan so Trump has another opportunity to claim he ended a war that he will claim did not start while he was president.

27.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou fat sorry sack of shit, people hate you!”

β€” James Carville, on Donald Trump

25.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump said tariffs brought in $17 trillion. Dividing $17 trillion by the number of people in the USA (345 million) works out to $49,275 per person. I’d like my refund in cash, please.

20.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the whole system will collapse if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, then the whole system NEEDS to collapse.

16.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The Lord forgives most people’s sins, and a high stock market forgives all Trump’s sins.

13.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If stocks keep going down, will Pam Bondi finally decide it's worth her time to start looking for pedophiles?

12.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans everywhere are shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that Trump is a racist.

06.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Gotta think the next β€œBlacks for Trump” meeting is going to be pretty awkward.

06.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable

β€œIt’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality.”

31.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The reviews of Melania, the movie, are almost as bad as the reviews of Melania, the person.

30.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone involved with the movie β€œIshtar” send sincere thanks and eternal gratitude to Melania Trump for making a movie worse than theirs.

30.01.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

At least Melania can rest easy knowing that no one will ever plagiarize her movie.

30.01.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump looks for new ways to distract attention away from Epstein files.

30.01.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump used the same design process and construction company as Spinal Tap.

29.01.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE bragging about how after the kidnapped a child to use him for bait, they did not kill him.

23.01.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Some ask, β€œWhy would he bring a gun to a protest.” The answer is simple: β€œBecause he could.” The NRA, right wing media, gun makers, Republican politicians, and the Supreme Court made sure of that. If they didn’t want him to carry a gun, why did they work so hard to make it legal for him to do so?

27.01.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
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The Opposition Is Winning in Minneapolis The killing of Alex Pretti has forced the White House to retreat.

"All victories against this administration are temporary. It is still headed by a raging, vengeful narcissist and stuffed to bursting with nihilistic shitheels.... But all anyone can do at moments like this is push back, and push back, and push back again.”

27.01.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have the right to keep and bear arms, but if you bring one to a protest ICE can shoot you, even if you have a permit to carry it and never take it out of its holster. And if you make an ICE agent feel threatened he can shoot you even if you don’t have a weapon and don’t do anything threatening.

27.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Democrats never came for your guns, but Republicans are telling you if you carry a gun in public they can (and probably will) kill you.

26.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If ICE is β€œmaking America safer” why do I feel LESS safe than I ever have in my own country?

26.01.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats have never trampled on gun rights like Republicans are doing now. Carry a gun legally and you get shot by law enforcement! That’s the Republican policy.

26.01.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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What’s the difference between ICE and Nazis? Nazis showed their faces.

25.01.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s not enough for ICE just to kill you. They feel the need to kill you again and again.

25.01.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To all the MAGAs saying if people would just comply with the authorities they wouldn’t get hurt, please remember your words when we finally pass some common-sense gun-control laws and the authorities come to take your assault rifles. You will meekly comply, right?

25.01.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We keep thinking, β€œThey can’t kill all of us”, but ICE keeps trying to prove us wrong.

24.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I feel sure the man that ICE murdered today would still be alive if he had just gotten into the boxcar when the Nazis told him to do so.

24.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How do all the staunch 2A advocates feel now that β€œbeing armed” is a justification for being wrestled to the ground, pistol whipped, and shot to death?

24.01.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The media and everyone else need to stop referring to ICE as β€œfederal agents” and start calling them what they are: β€œviolent untrained thugs”.

24.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œPull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.”

And pull them out of every other American city too!

24.01.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1