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Melanie D'Arrigo • @DarrigoMelanie Updated: Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump X.com Now that Obama's poll numbers are in tailspin - watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate. 1am 5:39 PM • 10/9/12

Someone had to do it.

Does he have to return the FIFA Peace Prize now?

They’re really trying to do drive-thru colonization

Trump The lives of courageous American heroes) may be lost. That often happens in war Lord Farqaad Some of you may die. But it's a sacrifice lam willing to make.

Channel 4 picked an awful day to rerun Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

Did we all just collectively decide we're eating whatever we want today because the world is descending into chaos? I made brownies and a cherry crumble. I never make crumble. I set the fire alarm off trying to brown the top under the grill.

Well said, Nadia.

Extra point: the perfect opportunity for the PLP to stop using Xitter as its gauge of public opinion and to reach the general public. It's not fit for purpose; it's just leading it up the garden path.

Well done the Green Party! In her speech, Hannah Spencer made reference to lining the pockets of millionaires: this needs to be their playbook to remind people that Reform's Farage and his financier mates are the con-men you are voting for - not your saviours.

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

Isn’t Gorton Denton the police commissioner in Batman

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Sorry that you're going through this☹️

Fingers crossed that it is just badly-worded!

You can always tell when a decision that directly impacts a marginalised community was made on behalf of the people who are part of that community, and not in consultation with them. Learn from this, BBC – your PR rep will never make a better judgment call than them. Resource your teams accordingly.

Not even a wild Måneskin cameo. Have some self respect 😭

This is giving GAP advert. I'm so confused.

#ClosingCeremony

Who let Major Lazer out of the 2010s?

#MilanoCortina2026

At least we have officially recognised the greatness of the frankly regal Wunmi Mosaku and the creative genius of Ryan Coogler and Ludwig Göransson, who've beeeeeen delivering masterpieces for years. Deserved!

What more does Michael B. Jordan have to do for people to put some respect on his name? He is consistently levelling up, but he can't seem to get a look in at the Academy. He should have had one for Black Panther, actually. But I digress. Give that man his flowers while he's here, please.

Decided to do the scary thing and test the waters, returning to The Apps. Why did none of you tell me Bumble is actually good now? Hinge, you in danger, gurl.

This is a great read. For anyone who has been told they have "really high standards," framed as a complisult, this will really resonate.

This quote really hits the nail on the head: "Standards aren’t about being perfect. They’re about refusing to normalise avoidable harm." - @himal.bsky.social

a small dog is sitting on the floor wearing a collar and a tag . ALT: a small dog is sitting on the floor wearing a collar and a tag .

I am so sleepy someone save me from this never-ending work

I'm just sad it took this long and Virginia Giuffre wasn't here to see her bravery pay off. Emily Maitlis asked that man if he would go voluntarily to the police and he said he'd have to consult his lawyers. You should have come quietly. Now you're in the back of a police car looking a fool.

acho engraçado quando me falam pra tomar cuidado pra não ter burnout quando na real eu já tô em burnout faz tempo

Animals get to hibernate through this weather. I want the same accomodations, please😭

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

In an alternate universe, there's a UK version of The View, but it's Charlene White, Reeta Chakrabarti, Alice Bhandhukravi, Chi Chi Izundu, and Maryam Moshiri teeheeheeing together. They are allowed to swear and have opinions. And sometimes Clive Myrie swings by. And I watch it religiously.

If anyone is in need of a laugh, Deform has picked its cabinet

Rita Chakrabarti and Chi Chi Izundu on the BBC News at 10 reporting on Andrew being about to get got with relish. I know those looks. I love us.

Replaying the "esos son Reebok o son Nike" clip, as I do, and remembered how I thought Myles Smith was singing "She said, 'Oh, hi, nice to meet you, Tonight, maybe we could, Go dance, get a cup of tea,' and I thought, how twee, the kids are alright!
And then I found out it's "get up off our feet" 🥲