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Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

The image is a six panel black and white comic Panel 1- A small child is being told "You'll want kids when you're older!" The child responds with "I don't think so..." Panel 2- The same child, now a teenager, is being told, "You'll change your mind when you're older." To which the teen responds, "I doubt that" Panel 3- Now an adult, someone off screen asks them, "Aren't you thinking of having kids?" To which they respond, "Nope" Panel 4- The same person, an older adult now, is being told, "better have kids soon, or it'll be too late!" to which they respond, "That's fine" Panel 5- Now elderly, they are once again asked "Don't you feel like you missed out?" to which they say, "Still nope." Panel 6- They are now in their death bed, clearly close to death. The nurse says, "Shame you didn't have kids, don't you regret it?" To which the person says "You know what just kill me already"

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Regardless of what side you fall on, the Taylor Swift discourse has reeeeaaaaallyyyy brought out the Bluesky users who post like this is Facebook

the fuck is a Poipole?

"I'm not trying to ruin anyone's fun" and then I proceed to ruin everyone's fun.

Tilda Swinton in Problemista (2023)

Michigan Avenue right now.

it's definitely a scam - I got the same thing on my animation account over the summer

A black and white photo of a crow perched on top of a rock with a grey sky behind it.

A landscape photos of a small water taxi passing by the water during a sunset.

A close up photo of vibrant yellow flowers

A photo of my friend Joel inside a restaurant. His face is obscured by him holding up a camera and taking a photo of meat the same time.

Some of the photos from my recent trip to Victoria to celebrate @dirediredocks.bsky.social birthday!

We're the New Yorker daily cartoon today. www.instagram.com/newyorkercar...

A bunny

and I imagine there’s a flip side of this photo? 👀

Very fair - the vibes are immaculate 🍓🐈‍⬛🍓

I’ve only watched it through once, but animation wise it was all pretty solid!

The story, however…

I am deeply glad I’m not the only one who had this thought

Lettuce walked so cabbage could run(way)

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

Quote from Arrested Development edited to read: “Good for wicked.”

that weird trait that makes you say movie titles backwards

YouTube video by Wicked: For Good Wicked: For Good | Get Tickets Now

WAIT, NEW SONG SNIPPETS!?!?!

come listen to me talk about thAT STUPID HAT!!!

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

OHHHHH

He’s “Wario” because W is an inverted M

I thought it was because the were at War

Yeah, I think it’s launched to some degree? I’ve seen a couple YouTubers I follow using it already for guest spots

one of the kookier things my mom has said on multiple occasions is that the worlds best souls are being called back to the universe to help fight the growing forces of evil and usually I just laugh that off but if Dolly goes this soon after Jane Goodall then she might be onto something

YouTube video by Disney Channel Armorsaurs 🦖⚡ Official Theme Song! | NEW SHOW | @disneychannel

So... wait.

Disney XD is airing a new toku series? Apparently, they are. A show called Armorsaurs that's based on a Korean toku series called Armored Saurus that JUST barely passes the sniff test from Toei.

Also... there's still a Disney XD?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWx...