Matt Makes Mermaid Movies

this post brought to you by my desire for Calvin Klein briefs in colors other than black or white

Most of y'all have no idea just how deeply relevant this is to my day-to-day life right now

*foaming at the mouth*

I wonder if megacorps are gonna try to do pride again this year now that the conservative resurgence has mostly been shown to be a fluke

new england gays, we ride at dawn

panel 1: a familiar scene between Biff and Marty from Back to the Future playing out. Biff says “Since you’re new here, I’m gonna cut you a break. Today.” panel 2: “So uh why don’t you make like a tree…” panel 3: “…and bear fruit” Biff says, handing Marty an apple. panel 4: “Because you are an integral part of this ecosystem,” Biff says, giving Marty a hug.

Biff turns over a new leaf

I qualify for the deviated septum surgery but it’s pretty minor, so I figured I’d give these a shot first and I’m pretty happy with them! I can sleep without one, but they’re necessary for workouts now

I started using them a few months ago and they’ve been so helpful 😂

I look forward to posting this same thing again next Friday

Matt Makes Mermaid Movies (9 days ago) “The way this has drained me of any motivation to do anything” Matt Makes Mermaid Movies (9 days ago) “Did stuff anyways though” with a photo of Matt flexing in the mirror wearing the same aqua shorts

jesus fucking christ, Matt

Matt taking a picture in the mirror - he’s wearing aqua green workout shorts and his curly brown hair is half pulled back into a small ponytail

still did stuff though 🏋️‍♂️

I really just have no motivation this week, huh?

Why ‪@why.bsky.team‬ Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank

bsky.app/profile/why....

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

I’ve seen enough: Zendaya is Meechee

Matt winking in the mirror. He’s wearing a leopard print sweatshirt, heart carabiner on a chain necklace, under a brown aviator jacket. His brown hair is curly around his face.

Oh right I felt cute this morning

‘Bubbler’ versus ‘water fountain’ Everywhere else calls it a water fountain, but “bubbler” is unique to Boston and Milwaukee.

language is neat!

(I called it a bubbler)

Shout out to Boston

THE cunty little bob

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

my favorite new track off the album has emerged 👂

rapunzel from tangled is sitting on a wooden shelf and combing her hair ALT: rapunzel from tangled is sitting on a wooden shelf and combing her hair

Welcome

I was thinking of getting their sample pack! But for perfume, not candles

But I wouldn’t be mad smelling like a candle!

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the these ones

Anyone have any thoughts on boy smells?

And now eye color change is pretty standard practice - she would have been ahead of her time!

YouTube video by MickeyJoTheatre I saw BOTH of the Little Mermaid prequel musicals | reviews of UNFORTUNATE ★★★★ and SEA WITCH ★★

this is my thunderdome

#beastmode