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taylor πŸ€πŸ–πŸ›Ό

@lilporkroll.bsky.social

lilporkroll a diminutive phrase to describe what is colloquially referred to as taylor ham. https://www.taylorklynch.com/ a gift?! for me?! why, you shouldn’t have! https://throne.com/lilporkroll βœ¨πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ˜· artist-person | puppet painter on laika’s wildwood

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OH HELL YEAH. the diva you are πŸ’ͺ

10.03.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera Alt: David Lynch as FBI director Gordon Cole in the TV show Twin Peaks. He is at the diner hearing Shelly speak and very excited for it!

We're playing more Mizzurna Fallson PS1! Come help me explore the small mountain town mystery! We're starting off at the diner where I hope to order cherry pie and massive quantities of water. My socks are on Fire!

08.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Joy Guidry (Live Performance) - Elevator Music
YouTube video by Elevator Music Joy Guidry (Live Performance) - Elevator Music

this scooped my brain outta my skull in the best possible way

08.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From: Butterfly (1972), dir. Andrei Khrzhanovsky, Soyuzmultfilm

07.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 502    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8
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pizza_suplex - Twitch surprise Saturday streamin!!!

i can't remember who i was telling about fuser (the now defunct dj game) in @heycarmenok.bsky.social chat a lil while ago, but pat's got some beats going if you're interested

08.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you just gotta!

08.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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POCKET COMPACT PIPE Take a nostalgic puff from this adorable palm sized compact shaped pipeΒ  Made of durable borosilicate glass 4" x 4" Carb behind the bowl, perfect for righties or lefties For instructions on how to cle...

paging @watever--forever.bsky.social

08.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping on a couch Alt: james mcavoy sweating profusely and fanning himself because he saw zora
08.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think i know what he was going to say, it must have been something like:
β€œgoo-goo-ga-ga, can you change my diapey, i’m a pathetic widdle piss-baby”

07.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a MONTH??????

i cannot with this fuckin dweeb

07.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the metaphorical hormone-induced fever broke overnight and i’m pleased to say i am feeling much more person shaped today, not just a tangle and live wires sizzling in a puddle

07.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all too relatable!!! proud of you for showing yourself the care and gentleness and understanding you deserve ❀️❀️❀️

07.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday beautiful ashley! it’s wonderful to see you looking so delighted πŸ’– i hope you continue to have a lovely day!

07.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brb taking your coworker by the neck and rubbing their face in a pile of your used tissues

07.03.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm already in a bad mood and need to get some aggression out, lemme attem

07.03.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

day one of my period: my mind is a kicked hornets nest of intrusive thoughts and my body is an exposed nerve ending

as the old saying goes: fuck

07.03.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

do NOT apologize. we love to see your work πŸ’–πŸ’–

07.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a video game character with binoculars on his eyes Alt: snake from metal gear wearing his headband and getting a closer look with the aid of some binoculars

FUCK (respectfully)

(also the sweatband is giving metal gear and i will not and cannot ignore it)

06.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pull up in the proctalgia fugax.

also the fact that the name for this phenomenon sounds like something out of a dnd character name generator takes me the fuck OUT

05.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

today in the continued indignities of this corporeal form: i went to refill my water from the fridge and when i stood up my ass knocked one of the door shelves clean off 😞

04.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i..is.....is the stream a stream of piss?

03.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

holding you and sending you so much love zora β€οΈπŸ«‚

03.03.2026 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looking forward to suvi’s powerful performance of this piece at the venice biennale

02.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beeeeeee-yootiful!!!

02.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of ps1 game Mizzurna Falls. The protagonist and his little car out in the snow

Screenshot of ps1 game Mizzurna Falls. The protagonist and his little car out in the snow

Playing Mizzurna Falls time! Come hang out for some chill PS1 mystery! I found us a fun twin peaks Soundtrack remix to throw ass to during breaktimes! twitch.tv/sleepy_mr_pu...

01.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just getting ever so lightly toasted under the broiler

01.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me: getting inexplicably emotional while crafting a backstory for this weary, exhausted dragon, who has seen unspeakable things and it has only made them kind.
also me: ....ohhhh right i'm stoned

01.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOT 🫡

28.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feeling so brave and tall and strong today for going to the urgent care to check on the mystery knee rash i’ve had for the last week!!! they swabbed me and gave me pills!!!

28.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0