OH HELL YEAH. the diva you are πͺ
10.03.2026 06:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lilporkroll.bsky.social
lilporkroll a diminutive phrase to describe what is colloquially referred to as taylor ham. https://www.taylorklynch.com/ a gift?! for me?! why, you shouldnβt have! https://throne.com/lilporkroll β¨π΅πΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ· artist-person | puppet painter on laikaβs wildwood
OH HELL YEAH. the diva you are πͺ
10.03.2026 06:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're playing more Mizzurna Fallson PS1! Come help me explore the small mountain town mystery! We're starting off at the diner where I hope to order cherry pie and massive quantities of water. My socks are on Fire!
08.03.2026 21:46 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0this scooped my brain outta my skull in the best possible way
08.03.2026 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From: Butterfly (1972), dir. Andrei Khrzhanovsky, Soyuzmultfilm
07.03.2026 14:47 β π 502 π 129 π¬ 7 π 8i can't remember who i was telling about fuser (the now defunct dj game) in @heycarmenok.bsky.social chat a lil while ago, but pat's got some beats going if you're interested
08.03.2026 03:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you just gotta!
08.03.2026 02:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i think i know what he was going to say, it must have been something like:
βgoo-goo-ga-ga, can you change my diapey, iβm a pathetic widdle piss-babyβ
a MONTH??????
i cannot with this fuckin dweeb
the metaphorical hormone-induced fever broke overnight and iβm pleased to say i am feeling much more person shaped today, not just a tangle and live wires sizzling in a puddle
07.03.2026 22:17 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all too relatable!!! proud of you for showing yourself the care and gentleness and understanding you deserve β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
07.03.2026 22:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy birthday beautiful ashley! itβs wonderful to see you looking so delighted π i hope you continue to have a lovely day!
07.03.2026 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0brb taking your coworker by the neck and rubbing their face in a pile of your used tissues
07.03.2026 05:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm already in a bad mood and need to get some aggression out, lemme attem
07.03.2026 04:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
day one of my period: my mind is a kicked hornets nest of intrusive thoughts and my body is an exposed nerve ending
as the old saying goes: fuck
do NOT apologize. we love to see your work ππ
07.03.2026 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
FUCK (respectfully)
(also the sweatband is giving metal gear and i will not and cannot ignore it)
pull up in the proctalgia fugax.
also the fact that the name for this phenomenon sounds like something out of a dnd character name generator takes me the fuck OUT
today in the continued indignities of this corporeal form: i went to refill my water from the fridge and when i stood up my ass knocked one of the door shelves clean off π
04.03.2026 20:37 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i..is.....is the stream a stream of piss?
03.03.2026 16:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0holding you and sending you so much love zora β€οΈπ«
03.03.2026 08:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0looking forward to suviβs powerful performance of this piece at the venice biennale
02.03.2026 23:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0beeeeeee-yootiful!!!
02.03.2026 04:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of ps1 game Mizzurna Falls. The protagonist and his little car out in the snow
Playing Mizzurna Falls time! Come hang out for some chill PS1 mystery! I found us a fun twin peaks Soundtrack remix to throw ass to during breaktimes! twitch.tv/sleepy_mr_pu...
01.03.2026 22:17 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0just getting ever so lightly toasted under the broiler
01.03.2026 21:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
me: getting inexplicably emotional while crafting a backstory for this weary, exhausted dragon, who has seen unspeakable things and it has only made them kind.
also me: ....ohhhh right i'm stoned
HOT π«΅
28.02.2026 23:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0feeling so brave and tall and strong today for going to the urgent care to check on the mystery knee rash iβve had for the last week!!! they swabbed me and gave me pills!!!
28.02.2026 21:57 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0