Petty LaBelle

Officially a Mercedes hate account now that our darling Lewis has crossed the finish line 🏁 🏎️

It does feel very 1992

i'm not paying money for a premium subscription to any website unless it gives me new features i actually want, like the ability to deliver a painful but harmless electric shock to people who are rude to me

Happy Independence Day, 246 💙💛💙

First world problem: apps on steaming services making you use an alphabetical keyboard to log in rather than a qwerty one.

One thing I don’t tolerate is rudeness.

I will embarrass you if you’re rude.

She had to pattern up real quick when she replied with “there are calls waiting” and I replied, “so what was I doing before I got to speak with you? Are they more important than me and I I more important then them or are we all trying to just get on with our lives”.

Yooo! I really don’t like when you’re calling up a company and the operative wants to speak over you/rush you through a call. I had to ask this lady if I was holding her up from getting to her job, like wasn’t she there already? I haven’t done anything but be cordial and you’re aggy. C’mon Maud

Okay, so I went to Pilates today thinking the instructor would have had a lighter workout and that was my first mistake.

Going while still sore from Muay Thai was my first, first mistake. The second was thinking I’d be okay on the heavier springs 🤣😭

Thank goodness for an active week 🙏🏿

I tried Muay Thai for the first time after a long drive up to Lincolnshire and came back to London the next day.

I’m broken today 😭

Not keeping my nudes? Some of my best work 🤣🤣🤣

That doesn’t surprise me, I know that internet access, data and tablet/laptops etc. are classed as luxury for a lot of people which may make me sound like an asshole saying that I don’t like using mine.

I buy pretty much everything on my phone, including long haul flights and my car. I have a perfectly working MacBook, and use it on occasions where I’ve not been able to do something on the phone first.

Apparently, that’s weird?

The peace on Bluesky has made Twitter seem WORSE.

I think global warming has been kind to us as I do remember it being cold in November growing up back in the 1900s lol

Either way, I shouldn’t be here in winter. I’m built for tropical climes and not scraping ice off my blooming car 😭

*looks for a January holiday*

I’m not happy about this at all.

I’m going to have to get used to the fact that it’s November and the temperature is what it’s supposed to be 😭

Another beautiful sunrise this morning 😍

Respectfully, I have no fucking clue what you’re on about, but take whatever it is elsewhere.

😉

🤣😭 Mines always plugged in for the Apple Pay

Free Palestine 🍉

a stuffed monkey wearing green square glasses ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing green square glasses

I had to focus on the road, but this was me the whole time:

Why does it not?

You can’t deny that there is a higher power if you saw the sunrise I did driving a while ago. I caught my breath a couple of times.

*taps mic* This thing on?