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Don't forget your annual eye test

Noticeable lack of denial that it's his flange though. #flangechat

Savage abuse at the merger vote. #1996chat

I demand they go back and edit the 2003 article

Grab your letter from the club and turn up at Selhurst Park. #1990chat

Andrew Lamprill wins end-of-season trip award. #1994chat

No need to spend $13 to see Andrew Obst in his undercrackers now that they've given it away in the ad. #1993chat #adchat

That's the first player we've drafted with a surname that sounds like this guy laughing

Thank you, and for the benefit of any monitoring rozzers let's be clear that this placement is coincidental

Otherwise all is well. Unconcerned with lower follower numbers due to not giving a rats if anyone read these posts in the first place.

The only thing I miss about Twitter is footy updates. I'm so out of the loop half the squad could join an apocalyptic death cult and I'd have NFI.

Bring back Sam as the spokesman. #crackinandhaveacrack

Seaing is believing etc...

Peter Lawrence is probably going to sue over ending up last on the ballot paper. #electionchat

NFI what's going on but happy to be in the good side more times than the bad.

Turner foolish to change number with Peter Walsh's record for goals in #42 in reach. #whopperchat

I want to see a mention of sausage sizzles

As long as they make it worthwhile with amazing sales-pitches. No boring nuffies please.

He's so keen that you'll be lucky not to get a knock on the door

We're compensating for years of hiding the nomination process by having more candidates than the Senate. Hoping for some big nuffy action in the candidate statements.

Now that I've seen our draftees I'm into the first one looking like a 30-year-old man. Not even in an early Charlie Spargo way, more like when players with suspect birth certificates turn up to international junior sporting events and you just have to go along with the fiction of them being 18.

Meanwhile I'm listening to this on the radio and they missed Carlton's pick while in an ad, then the whole thing fritzed out straight after our selection, somebody said "ok, talk", and after some dead air it switched to more ads.

This is the 'entertainment' bit in SEN's name.

Nothing says 'draft picks' like smashing random tracks off 100% Hits Volume 300 the moment they're announced.

Other than that everything is good

Their machine that keeps sending me unwanted messages about boxing doesn't have the same reliability issues.

Double headers are a fraud. Instead of a small but committed crowd in a mid-size ground they'll have an even smaller crowd in a stadium three hours before what will very obviously be considered 'the main game'. And stiff shit if you're interested in both codes but don't have unlimited free time.

Lucky there are no real problems in the world so I can concentrate on crucial stuff like this.

Last month I did the traditional summer Kayo cancellation and it charged me again, now when I try to kill it a second time this keeps coming up even though the "why are you leaving survey?" loads.

I'll shamefully crawl back in a few months but these people can eat an unsalted bag of the proverbial.

So does that make West and Sherriff the first players to jointly lose four finals in a row at different clubs?