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John

@bringmethecoffee.bsky.social

Neurodivergent gamer/movie geek hermit in the UK. 30 years old. I occasionally go out on amazing adventures with my fiancée!

24 Followers  |  32 Following  |  12 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.8051

Latest posts by bringmethecoffee.bsky.social on Bluesky

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

27.11.2024 11:53 — 👍 37501    🔁 2239    💬 1045    📌 205

@totravelinlit.bsky.social you at the moment!

25.11.2024 05:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Any fans of the Gentleman Bastard Sequence? We are giving away a T2 set to one lucky winner! 👀

Follow us and repost this in order to enter 💚

22.11.2024 12:29 — 👍 222    🔁 260    💬 24    📌 17

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

21.11.2024 09:17 — 👍 57843    🔁 6448    💬 2247    📌 720
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How the Andromeda galaxy would look from Earth if it were brighter

19.11.2024 08:48 — 👍 47237    🔁 2454    💬 544    📌 169

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over

19.11.2024 14:57 — 👍 17180    🔁 2003    💬 815    📌 420

Echo chamber my arse. When I go to the pub for a quiet drink I sit with a couple of good friends and we have a nice chat.

I don't feel the need to take a couple of racist twats to have them call me a cunt all evening for a bit of balance.

Twitter can get fucked.

19.11.2024 09:05 — 👍 1297    🔁 287    💬 76    📌 39
Green Bone Saga, The Broken Binding special editions. Jade City by Fonda Lee. Digital edges and new artwork on jackets. Banner has a green background with a seafoam texture

Green Bone Saga, The Broken Binding special editions. Jade City by Fonda Lee. Digital edges and new artwork on jackets. Banner has a green background with a seafoam texture

Time for our first Bluesky giveaway! We ars giving away a T2 set of the Green Bone Saga by @fondalee.bsky.social

Follow us and repost this post in order to enter 🦋

15.11.2024 16:42 — 👍 264    🔁 304    💬 21    📌 19
Weather map of the north of Scotland with a yellow shaded area that looks like a massive cock

Weather map of the north of Scotland with a yellow shaded area that looks like a massive cock

The north of Scotland will apparently be covered by an enormous yellow cock this evening.

18.11.2024 19:06 — 👍 1375    🔁 311    💬 90    📌 64
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What Moves The Dead was great - going to read What Feasts At Night soon as well! My recommendation would be The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling. Claustrophobic sci-fi caving horror with a fungal theme 👌

18.11.2024 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Doubt they'd have us back in a hurry though!

18.11.2024 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should make more movies that are like the DnD movie

17.11.2024 08:33 — 👍 207    🔁 13    💬 15    📌 2
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Really excited to partake in the Reindeer Readathon this year along with my other half @totravelinlit.bsky.social

So pleased with the variety of books I've chosen! Hopefully the ADHD holds off on this one 😅

18.11.2024 12:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just realised have started to instinctively open this site first when a bit bored, in a queue etc. Sure am not alone. Sign of success…

18.11.2024 11:59 — 👍 9985    🔁 454    💬 339    📌 63

All I want for Christmas is for everyone to begin using the Oxford comma.

18.11.2024 11:27 — 👍 307    🔁 15    💬 37    📌 6

The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.

17.11.2024 03:50 — 👍 6050    🔁 1003    💬 98    📌 113

Having the weekly groceries delivered used to bring me an irrational amount of joy. Now it's just repeated depression as I realise that 50% more money now occupies roughly half the amount of space in my fridge 😐😐😐

18.11.2024 11:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@totravelinlit.bsky.social heh 😅

17.11.2024 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@totravelinlit.bsky.social a quick reminder 😇

17.11.2024 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

16.11.2024 23:38 — 👍 29345    🔁 5380    💬 886    📌 369

The hardest thing to get used to about Bluesky is not getting nasty replies from people who don’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.

17.11.2024 03:00 — 👍 24328    🔁 1523    💬 1077    📌 146

17.11.2024 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together

16.11.2024 04:07 — 👍 8017    🔁 627    💬 176    📌 37

So, let's rejoin the EU, use the Euro, travel and live where we like, and all just chill the feck out. Sound good?

16.11.2024 15:25 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

15.11.2024 13:00 — 👍 41219    🔁 5038    💬 694    📌 332

Loving Bluesky so far. My feed consists of people proudly introducing themselves, nebulas & planets, and videogame memes. I'm finding people that are like-minded and it's not daunting posting things or replying to posts because here it doesn't feel like someone is gonna rip you to shreds for it 👌

16.11.2024 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi from the UK! We were formerly EU I suppose... We don't talk about what happened there 😅

16.11.2024 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.

15.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 19393    🔁 1255    💬 321    📌 90

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