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I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

28.08.2025 13:12 — 👍 184    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 0
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They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

26.08.2025 17:41 — 👍 78    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 1

This got labeled as Adult Content by @bsky.app 🤣

26.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 50    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.

26.08.2025 14:17 — 👍 130    🔁 31    💬 0    📌 0
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His jiggling is almost hypnotic.

19.08.2025 13:05 — 👍 129    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 3
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Happy Lefthanders Day

14.08.2025 19:15 — 👍 105    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 4
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Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.

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Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!

06.08.2025 21:59 — 👍 172    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 2
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Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?

05.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 154    🔁 27    💬 6    📌 2
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I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?

04.08.2025 16:56 — 👍 156    🔁 33    💬 3    📌 3
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It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!

01.08.2025 14:09 — 👍 242    🔁 52    💬 2    📌 5
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R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.

22.07.2025 20:10 — 👍 218    🔁 39    💬 14    📌 1
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So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?

21.07.2025 13:08 — 👍 122    🔁 31    💬 1    📌 2
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You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.

07.07.2025 15:35 — 👍 219    🔁 31    💬 4    📌 2
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Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

04.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 141    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 1

I know it’s a layup, but I’m going to Moe’s.

03.07.2025 19:00 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.

02.07.2025 13:05 — 👍 122    🔁 28    💬 2    📌 1

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