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Ken Bates Stole My Seat The B’stard

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All Leeds Are We! Bielsa widow living the dream in TBC #thesquareball subscriber #lufc #mot #alaw

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😂🤣😂😇

08.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My new favourite song! 😂🤣

08.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember Brolin, was so excited when he signed for us. But…………his best moment was when the bandage exploded from his head whilst playing for Palace or the goal against the Wendies, which he had no idea on! 😂
One of the best matches was losing to Liverpool in 90/91 4-5, if only Chapman last min…………

08.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am really enjoying the Sky Arts ELO the early years, but as a too young for punk person, feel like I’m betraying my real roots. 😂🤣

08.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I agree, neither has, beating Middlesbrough 2-1 in the last minute after Vinnie Jones coming on 1989, Lee Bowyer scoring in last minute for Leeds to come back from 0-3 down to win 4-3 in 1996/7 and Dominic Matteo scoring a fuckin great goal in the San Siro, all of which I was present for #mot #lufc

08.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Have you not tried Fentanyl?
I’m kidding, I’m a pure opium 💉 person only

07.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Never mind that shit, @channel4tv.bsky.social @channel4.bsky.social
Give these guys their own series!!!

07.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Needs must in my case, will delete soon, flat nearly sorted

07.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Were ELO any good? I can’t decide…

07.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a person is opening a door with a stainless steel handle ALT: a person is opening a door with a stainless steel handle

I think it means your handle is invalid, but I’m
Not an expert 😂

07.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never joined Facebook, Twatter I left when Paedo Fucsk bought it, Instagram deleted not long after. I’m now a Bluesky & recent TikTok convert. Never post on TikTok, just buy very cheap things because I need stuff for my flat and don’t want to spend more than I can. Proper Yorkshire Ow Much??

07.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m glad to hear it. But you only posted this 8mins ago 😂🤣

07.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m upset for Eric at that comparison 🤬🤪

07.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#FarageIsACunt2

07.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Weren’t the USA late to both WW1 and WW2??
Asking for a friend…..
#TrumpsACunt

07.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What took you so long??

07.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And 3/4”

07.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

3ft 5” that’s sounds about right 🤪🤣🤣🤣

07.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/prou...

07.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 6    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
Trump, having divine visions, a demon touches his shoulders, whispers "invade Iran and then Cuba"

Trump, having divine visions, a demon touches his shoulders, whispers "invade Iran and then Cuba"

07.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 682    🔁 167    💬 11    📌 3
Pete Hegseth attempts to distract by being a Nazi

Pete Hegseth attempts to distract by being a Nazi

Nazi Pete wants you all to get distracted by his Sieg Heil instead of his very public capitulation to Russia, litany of war crimes, and failing Iran war strategy.

07.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 1167    🔁 391    💬 60    📌 22
The Vitruvian Man as a visual "gauge" or dial. The different arm angles of the figure correspond to labels along a color-coded arc (green to red), similar to a speedometer:

REST – arm down (fully green)
PET DOG – slight upward angle
PET CHILDREN – moderate angle
CALL TAXI – arm nearly horizontal
CALL WAITER – arm raised high
NAZI – arm fully extended upward at a straight angle (red zone)

The Vitruvian Man as a visual "gauge" or dial. The different arm angles of the figure correspond to labels along a color-coded arc (green to red), similar to a speedometer: REST – arm down (fully green) PET DOG – slight upward angle PET CHILDREN – moderate angle CALL TAXI – arm nearly horizontal CALL WAITER – arm raised high NAZI – arm fully extended upward at a straight angle (red zone)

Now you know.

07.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 1122    🔁 291    💬 28    📌 18

I really couldn’t give a shite!!
And you can quote me on that!
🤪
#lufc

07.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds . ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds .
07.03.2026 20:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Marc Cucurella v Wrexham.

07.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂🤣

07.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep but I turned off at 3-2.
I went out with a girl who was 4ft 11 and 3/4” and she always said the 3/4” 😂

07.03.2026 20:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

A truly awful awful person, so full of his own self importance. And JH….😉

07.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fair point 😂😂

07.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0