Hoosteen

almost went to wear these to work today before i realized i never got the hole closed (i’m gonna asked my bf’s mom when i see her)

without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?

imma start using this word

sounds like you had a great morning 😍 hopefully you can get plenty of sleep later 😭

ngl, this reminds me of this one guy i used to hook up with, he looked a lot like this one teacher from high school i used to have a crush on, and every time we hooked up, he cooked for me. he looks a lot like this man.

looks so tastyyyy i hope you enjoy it 🤭

responding to myself cause i hate when i mess up texting 😭 *day got*

the hood tightly around the face is me today 😭😂 hopefully your day is got better 🥰

oooh that sounds so fun!

waittt devry is such a cute name!

that’s so iconic of you. i spent my day relaxing and napping before i work tomorrow lol

i want a pet bunny so badddd i used to have one and i MISS HERRRRR UGHHHH

have fun!!!

fyi i love trans people. i’m also nonbinary and maybe gender fluid, idfk

oh, at first i thought you meant like hairy bear balls, oop- (i was mad confused and turned on)

it’s giving model

honestly, i’m assuming you just have to force your brain to think about anything other than hiccups and it’ll work (for the most part)

if you ever have the hiccups and they won’t go away, just imagine a bunny shaking it’s tail. but you have to REALLY focus on it for a second (this is my almost foolproof method, works 95% of the time)

finally being able to openly talk about the years of abuse i endured as a child with someone who was there the entire time is not something i ever thought i’d do. is this healing? or am i going through an early-life crisis?

why pretend? 🤭

really wanna suck and be sucked rn like damn

loving the dramatics, bestie

yessss bestie cuddling!!

WHY WON’T BLUESKY LET ME POST PICS AND VIDEOS AAAAAHHHHHH

ok mr teddy bear

❤️😈💋

LMFAOOO not the hashtag woke 😂 i just didn’t expect this tweet, it made me laugh, mostly cause i can relate #longdistance 😭

what the actual fuck. i feel like you can’t be a true chaser (me) if you don’t wanna cuddle tf out of a big boy (i really do)

🤭🫣

i honestly don’t feel like taking a picture for #fcf #fatcockfriday, so i’ll quote my most recent one lol

i know it’s too late for another #fcf, but i have another post 🫣 #fatcockfriday