Shelby/Sass (they/she)

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

I'm doing my continued training for work and currently watching a video all about Tuberculosis and thinking it would be more interesting if @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social was teaching this. Though I also know a lot of this already because of him soooooo

Writing the monthly newsletter is my least favorite part of my job 🙃

Taking a lady to our church service and I told her we weren't leaving the building and she was like: "I don't believe you, you're full of it!"

I took a lady's photo for the Facebook page today and I told her, and she goes "I bet it was good!"

Alright confidence! Love that.

Then I showed it to her and she goes, "See, I was behaving." 😂

Also same resident as right before this one has a baby doll and she goes I need to build him a house. And I said a play house? And she goes THE WHITE HOUSE?! And I was like well he'd probably do better than the baby in there now, and my assistant goes he couldn't do any worse!

Had a lady point at another resident (male) and goes is he married? I said yeah he is, and she goes oh, guess you're too late.

Ma'am, I am also married what? 😂

It’s cool how pastas get bigger.

I went out with a coworker to watch another coworkers band. Had a beer. And immediately came home less than an hour and a half later and put in my headphones to listen to my audiobook and not talk to anyone the rest of the night.

I told a lady to smile for a picture and she goes: "I am smiling, it don't get no bigger than that honey!"

Seven months later... My mom finished this puzzle over the last weekend all by herself 😂

Some ducks look like they should have arms and someone just forgot to give them some

a man with a beard and tie is sitting on a couch and says come again . ALT: a man with a beard and tie is sitting on a couch and says come again .

Earlier this week I was chatting with one of my ladies and she said "How old am I?" And I told her she was 94, and she looked at me and goes, "No, I think that I was born in 1994." I said, well I was born in 1994, and she said "Yeah, you're older than me though."

Asked a guy if he was going to finish his plate (had like 6 green beans stacked up in a pile precisely) and he looks at me dead in the eyes and goes "I don't know I'm not to big on beans."

I work in memory care and they say the funniest things sometimes so let's start a list of silly things they say!

Turns out this at the park is exactly what I needed

Wow I cannot explain to you how bad the Fritos came out.

Strawberry cheesecake brownies and peanut butter cup Frito brownies.

Chad and I are having a boxed brownie throwdown tonight for date night (and watching random funny videos): I am so excited to try them both!

Will post photos when they both come out so y'all can vote which looks better, and then I'll tell ya 😂

Also, we took edibles before we went to the zoo yesterday and it was the best thing I have ever done.

Chad looking at the Alligators at the zoo: I'll just put my phone on record and chuck it at him. See what happens.

Yeah kid, me too 🫠

Not much tops convincing your partner who doesn't really read to read a book series that you never shut up about.

2000 tomatoes = heartburn city

There is a vibe that I can't explain about standing on a sunny street corner with an iced lavender latte eating a scone

Also why the fuck are all the Teletubbies so fucking tall?

Me: *just trying to exist in this hellscape of life*
Literally nobody: *crickets*
My brain all because Chad stuck Sophie's whiskers on her head and called her a Teletubby: Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po

Me: *Puts a salmon recipe on the menu*
Also me every single time: What if we change this to salmon bowls instead?

I'm fully invested in Sunrise on the Reaping just like the rest of the world. I have about 130 pages left and I'm determined to finish before the week is over!

March Reading Wrap-Up!