Sleazy Feline

How will we ever get over it?

Do they take reservations? What’s the signature cocktail?

BYE-BYE, LARDASS

...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

It's not nice to speak ill of the dead. So be kind when discussing the thousands upon thousands upon thousands of innocent people who died because of Dick Cheney's incompetence and corruption.

The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.

E=mc2 is the best song about cinephilia, ever.

Is Ezra Klein the Times' answer to Chris Cilizza?

But, what does Frank think?

With diarrhea

Get Dave Matthew's tour bus to diarrhea bomb the boats.

Early planning documents reviewed by WIRED describe a statewide transport grid designed for steady detainee transfers across Texas, with ICE estimating each trip to average 100 miles. Every county would have its own small, around-the-clock team of contractors collecting immigrants from local authorities deputized by ICE. It is a subtle transfer of the physical custody process into the hands of a private security firm—authorized to carry firearms and perform transport duties “in any and all local, county, state, and ICE locations.”

NEW: ICE is planning to build a shadow deportation network in Texas. A proposal outlines a 24/7 transport operation run by armed contractors—turning Texas into the logistical backbone of an industrialized deportation machine.

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Emma Thompson Explodes in Rage Over the 'Intense Irritation' of AI: 'Will You F--k Off?!' | Video Emma Thompson made it clear she was not a fan of artificial intelligence during her latest appearance on "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert."

If you have absolutely nothing good to say about A.I. come and sit by me.

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Oh, so THAT'S what I've been doing all my life. 🖕🖕🖕

Where in the Bible did Jesus take ayahuasca?

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Cory Chase

It's called "Covenant Eyes".

What fucking hole did he crawl out of?
I was arguing with some MAGAt on a Facebook page and he puked up the same argument.

p.s. always remember to park your URL before announcing your "official launch" hotgirlsforcuomo.com

They are literally the fucking empire.

"Qualifications?"
"R*pe, murder, arson, and r*pe"
"You said 'r*pe' twice."
"I like r*pe."

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

People will pose the philosophical question, "Would you travel into the the past to ki** baby Trump?"

HUZZAH!