Elle Sea 🦀

Tweet. Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama [to the tune of "if you're happy and you know it"] are you sure that tweet will sound good read in court 👏👏 6:58 PM • 7/13/24

remember, gang:

A very happy "Dickfuck, no it's not" day to all who celebrate.

🎶 And she drives an old bus
That is loaded with aardvarks
She stabs guys at Shoney’s
She used to host Card Sharks
Has detachable arms
And her dad was a bee
She’s eleven feet tall
And she's always a woman to me 🎶

I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up

The whole series is good stuff. I think Act Your Age, Eve Brown was my particular favorite.

Anti-DEI measures are essentially Affirmative Action for below-average white dudes.

Hey let's just assume that anyone posting anything that's not about THE BIG BAD THINGS knows about The Big Bad Things, is upset about The Big Bad Things, and is posting other stuff in an attempt to survive The Big Bad Things. K? Tone policing not welcome.

Listen, I'm here for this. But speaking as a dyed-in-the-wool theatre kid, what this country really needs is a good SM.

Does it at least pick up some interesting radio stations?

The idea that a president can issue an executive order that overrides Congress, while it may be appealing to everyone who wants TikTok back and agrees that the TikTok ban is a first amendment violation, is actually illegal dictator shit

Not terribly surprised by the majority of this list.

Except Gavin Degraw. That one's a bummer.

he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho

Bad news guys my true love has just been jailed on 5 counts of jewelry theft, 23 counts of bird smuggling, and 50 counts of human trafficking.

I mean yeah he’s hot but the love-bombing was you know not cool

Without using any words from the name of the song, say three words or less that will make a song play in everyone’s head.

WHERE ARE YEW?

Your Daily Affirmation:

I am free of the malevolent gravity of bad news and bad intentions, free to float to the highest skies of imagination, drawn back only by the siren song of waffles.

The fact that it's less than three hours away and I'm stuck here for a retail job that's ending after the holiday (after 10 years of service) is specifically galling. 😑

I'd rather be in Columbus meeting fellow crew folk. 🏴‍☠️

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Your Daily Affirmation:
I associate only with those who see being a kind person as a worthy and important goal and everyone else can fuck right off.

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