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Forgot alt text: Picture of my cat lounging on her back with her legs looking cute while she's peeking at me. Black cat on window hammock, behind window is a green holly tree.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Colored ink drawing of Orlando Jones as Anansi from American Gods.

This isn't recent work but I'm still proud of this drawing I did of Orlando Jones as Anansi/Mr. Nancy in American Gods.

Done in erasable ink pen.

Though the man’s killing had been filmed, a fact checker is obliged to seek comment from any party alleged to have committed a crime. I called the soldier’s lawyer. He picked up from a café, where I could hear trance music blasting in the background. The lawyer told me that while, yes, his client did shoot the man picking olives, and yes, the man did die, the Israeli military court found his client not guilty of murder because the man picking olives was a terrorist who was throwing stones. Even though the video did not show the Palestinian man throwing stones, the court said that he was, so he was. QED, his client did not murder anyone, and it would be slanderous for us to say so.

if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker
bidoun.org/articles/hou...

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

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Omg @bruceshark.bsky.social

Dude.

Photo of a black cat in a basket using her tail as a pillow.

Tail as pillow. The model was very difficult to work with.

YouTube video by Eliza Orlins Protest Safety Tips: How to Protect Yourself from Police Surveillance

If you’re going to a protest, watch this.

Cops are tracking everything—your phone, your face, even your trash.

This video could keep you safe.

Please share it. And follow me for more know-your-rights content—we need each other now more than ever.

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youtu.be/mW8yNT89dmM

this is outstanding

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

Here- first teaser. Much more to come…

Your Momma jokes told by Jane Austen characters:
Your mama is so gauche that she loudly discussed the marriage prospects of her daughters at an eligible bachelor's ball.
Your mama is so gauche that when your sister eloped, she invited the infamous new couple to stay at her home.
#JaneAusten

A vintage-style illustration of the Titanic sinking, with lifeboats in the water. A speech bubble reads, "If we’re sinking why are we hundreds of feet up in the air?"

Climate deniers in Trump administration be like.

Y'all gonna switch roles real fast.

Oh this is a good day.

Politicians aren’t nearly outraged enough at the Trump regime disappearing these students of color. I’m not qwhite sure why?? But I bet we’d hear a very different tune if these students had the complexion for protection.

Where are the free speech warriors? Where are the anti-tyranny folks? smh

The Protesters' Guide To Smartphone Security Zine : Jonah Aragon (text); Firestorm Books (layout) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive A 16 page zine created from text by Jonah Aragon, Project Director of Privacy Guides (privacyguides.org).For most protesters, activists, and journalists, your...

Tomorrow hundreds of thousands of people will hit the streets in the US for the first time since the effective collapse of the constitutional republic. With so many new folks marching, rallying, and taking action, there’s a growing need to disseminate information on keeping ourselves & others safe.

Is a Blues Brothers homage photo shoot possible?

a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing . Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

Photo of an adorable black cat sleeping in a lap. His paws are curled up real cute.

I spent last night's lunar eclipse locked in place with a cat in my lap. This guy does not cuddle on laps, he's maybe done it three times in the last five years. It was therefore more rare than a lunar eclipse and had to be celebrated.

Screenshot of a Tumblr post reading "American history AU where John Henry is battling steampunk murder automatons." Username is cropped out. Post is tagged american folklore, tall tales, and John Henry.

Someone 'liked' this 0 note Tumblr post I made almost two years ago. What strange, dead seas they were traveling.

a diagram showing how jim henson and frank oz operated the swedish chef

guys only want one thing and its disgusting

Big feather ball, tiiiiny head.

This has been my review of a guinea hen.

Today I watched Ginger Snaps for the first time in at least a decade and as another morose, death-obsessed high school weirdo of the same era, it was quite nostalgic. Also, the mom burped the Tupperware, which makes me believe that she's related to the Sparkle Motion mom from Donnie Darko.

I totally agree. I'll try to thread the needle between making it feel like a fun place to be and scaring folks away with deranged nonsense.

Yeah :/ I don't post much either, mostly repost. Hopefully it'll just take a little time for the platform to gain traction. Maybe I should treat it like Tumblr, I just scream at the wall there.

There's a feed you can pin to the top of the app called "Mutuals" and that siphon it down.

"Goin' on a corndog ride" sounds so bafflingly kinky.