Ciaran Plan

Bet you the shopkeeper can comfortably remove a book from the bottom of these piles without trouble.

He was abducted by aliens the second before the missiles struck!

Maria Steen rocks up 4 hours later... "I OBJECT!!!"

Interesting that he seems more concerned with air travel than medicaid and equating it with SNAP benefits.

And yet more insane is that the whistleblower will end up getting more jail time than the rapists!

Considering no one was overtaking, its not a result you can complain about. Imagine Lewis might have a gripe charles couldnt have got the pass done sooner.

Labour MP, “I’ve never heard of Zohran Mamdani.”

Lets hope #OTD 2026 they're going the other way, retreating from the front lines outside Moscow. 👍

The racists' silent terror that is the "curry-smell" (of course, dont assume they dont like eating the curry)

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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Just looking at the track layout for Mexico and its not 1 million miles from it. Pescara would be a brilliant GP!

I'm physically itching at the urge to get stuck into that vote count!

Can't wait to get to another vote count up here!

Feckin' atoms!

Next you'll be telling us you seen a flying pig with glowing eyes, out the window!

Remember that! You could see David's title prospects slip away lap-by-lap. It was painful to watch, but thankfully, I was a Schumi fan.

And there's a Second Edition!!!

And that the current government has less authority in the state than the big companies. 🤨

Monday evening and that boring cloudy weather continues for most but a change is coming. We are also getting close to silly season with winter forecasts. Watch video for full update.

"Is that hard to find?", "In that condition, yes!"

Remember seeing them in 2002 (i think) at Witness. They were incredible, but this track was special. Would love to see them again.

Let's see what this idiot did... in America.

And today's main story once again...

Paddy and Paudie would be fantastic on the Toy Show!

Ah, it's gonna ruin the Toy Show if this doesn't happen!

Everything day we dream we might wake up from this madness

Looking forward to that "Aber-baijan Grand Pricks" this weekend! 😂

Jesus! If that's not the point, what the hell is?!

If there are more serious concerns at hand, we truly are in a world of shit!!!

Northern Ireland won't stop doing 'Northern Ireland' thing! 🤷