Creelers

Nostalghia (1983).

hold on it's actually rishi one let's fucking gooooooo

industry the only tv show that makes me want the usually boring and terrible "and now we do a one hour episode about one of the side guys" because i really would like to see an hour of rishi being an absolute fucking cunt... and a proper legend

every time i see some shit about polymarket i do wonder what the SEC is up to before going "oh yeah, duh" and it's a silly thing to look at an obvious insider trading app like this, but i mean have some decorum or something idk. don't broadcast it at me like "what are you gonna do about it?"

remember when i saw a guy do a backflip in an albert heijn one time. those were the days.

the house blackwood weirwood strap passing down through the generations like its a valyrian sword

i know that when grrm calls a woman spirited or willfull what he means is they're running the show so i know aegon was getting that weirwood strap

still fuckin me up when i went home and my little brother was in a bulls hoodie and had no clue who michael jordan is.

no clue if he's just putting it on but really i don't think i've ever seen a clearer example of nominative determinism but for voices

a thing i've realised i do for ASOIAF characters i really like: i'll try out a bit of a time crisis announcer spin on their name in my head

europe has well and truly lost it because by now the continent should have united to go sort that out.

when american christians post it's legitimately like looking in to a different world.

between her and tanselle you wonder if dunk spends the rest of his life dreaming of every women he's known for more than 5 minutes. grrms realest one for sure.

excited for season 2 for a knight of the seven kingdoms for uhh

i wonder if the people who did beesbury's armour in AKOTSK were as giddy as I think they were about it

quick and easy way to size up anyones intellect is check out the media tab and count the gifs

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

i've had my window open for a month and a spider has built a very nice web and i really can't bring myself to destroy it

(joseph biden voice)
and the mountain was a bad dude
and he ran a bunch of bad boys

True that

I'm writing love letters to Rohanne Webber, Lady of Coldmoat.
#AKOTSK #theswornsword

saw a clip of rebecca ferguson taking a selfie with a fan and she kissed her on the cheek. put my foot straight through the brick wall. my housemate is fucking pissed.

alfie hardcovers available at your local bookshops now

just imagined someone from south yorkshire saying toast and gave myself covid

my father was a screwdriver and my mother took 9 attempts to get a vein at your blood test

if you swallow im not sure its vegetarian, likewise if you eat it while they're on their period. otherwise i guess so.

I'm in Göbekli Tepe, shirtless in a loin cloth

Call that pussy The Matrix because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out

Face pressed up against that monkey, sniffin' for dear life

yeah that's probably the subtext for this one