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@thewhiffkhalifa.bsky.social

just a girl that streams as a croissant ๐Ÿฅ itโ€™s valorant clips, tft rank ups, food photography and boobas around here. not for the faint of heart. https://theprocrastibaker.carrd.co/

34 Followers  |  11 Following  |  57 Posts  |  Joined: 17.07.2025  |  1.8193

Latest posts by thewhiffkhalifa.bsky.social on Bluesky

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and I bet I can fuck the world and make it c*m hard

02.10.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I approve this message

27.09.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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your friendly reminder that fat waists are slutty grabbable waists too if you aren't a fucking coward

27.09.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The User vs. Their Comfort Horror

25.09.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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sitting in this airport for a 6-hour layover before my flight home. buy me a birthday drink or dinner?๐Ÿ’‹

cash.app/$bakedwithspice
Vemno: @ bakedwithspice

22.09.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it may be MY birthday, but that spicy flansly site is now open; and as my gift to you, all subs this week get an extra lil piece of media in their DMs ๐Ÿง you know where to find the l!nk

22.09.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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another year older today ๐ŸŽˆ

22.09.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ผ๏ธ spicy things are coming on 9/22 ๐Ÿ‘€

{that ๐Ÿชญ-sly link youโ€™ve been looking for is working now! go follow so that you donโ€™t miss the drops on Monday}

17.09.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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you better drop to your knees and bark like you want it

14.09.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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you know what they say, the bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe

07.09.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I CALLED YOU A HARLOT (your ass looks amazing and people should pay you kbye)

06.09.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also are these the halara leggings???ยฟ

06.09.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a person is holding a brown dog in their arms . ALT: a person is holding a brown dog in their arms .

feral

06.09.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry bbgirl ๐Ÿ˜˜ good thing you didnโ€™t drop it, cause then you wouldโ€™ve been on your knees and that would be a shameโ€ฆ

06.09.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
big melons in a tiny cow print top

big melons in a tiny cow print top

HERE, DAMN

06.09.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Food Photography Friday is here and im showing off this delicious Caramel Apple {Cottage} Cheesecake ๐ŸŽ

I swear it still tastes โœจ scrumptious โœจ

05.09.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I swear I fall more and more in love with myself when I see this

art imitates life or something like that ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

work by the incredibly talented @chilipep.bsky.social

02.09.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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grey sweatpants szn is upon us ๐Ÿ”ฅ

01.09.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I stg youโ€™re Mrs incredible

29.08.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ†˜ I ACCIDENTALLY GOT NAIR IN MY FUCKING BUSH AND NOW THERES A BALD SPOT.

GOD FUCKINBAJDJDIXKDLcbsahz

27.08.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so liiiiiiittoe and precious and I want to kiss it all over

26.08.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John Cena followed me on Twitter yesterday so basicallyโ€ฆ. John Cena has seen my boobs idk thatโ€™s cool I think

26.08.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LET ME GIVE YOU SOME HEAD or whatever she says

24.08.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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forever part of the club where the water will never fully cover my boobs in the bathtub ๐Ÿ˜’

24.08.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh you skipped your workout today?

letโ€™s see how many reps of these 22lb weights you can get in. go on Iโ€™ll count

23.08.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this just added +3 months to my lifespan. my doctor thanks you.

23.08.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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X has seen it a few times, but I do love product photography ๐Ÿฅน

21.08.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just donโ€™t love this app design I guess. itโ€™s a skill issue for me I think ๐Ÿ˜‚

21.08.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna record an audio where instead of moans itโ€™s โ€˜lizardโ€™ over and over youโ€™re welcome

21.08.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like this app is the black sheep I always forget about. Iโ€™m so much more active on X but yall so damn cute over here I canโ€™t not show uppppp ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

21.08.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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