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Happy St David’s day (also my birthday) to the land of Wales! My great grandparents from Denbig. 20% Welsh DNA still going strong here! 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐉

Should we be depressed about less than 50% of those eligible to vote in Gorton & Denton turning out, or happy that only about 12% of those eligible to vote opted for Reform? Plenty to be depressed about IMHO. Including how people think that arseholes like Matt Goodwin are the answer.

Nigel Farage from the Epstein files said: “Family Voting is where a family go in the voting booth and look at who each other are voting for and copy” (not verbatim). Yep, because they wouldn’t have thought to discuss politics at home prior. You lost Farage! Suck it up snowflake! Get in the sea.

Loud in Libraries! Remember Camera Obscura playing MorecambeLibrary. Amazing.

They’re The Trump Epstein Files now

Brilliant @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Red and black Kanteen gig poster ft. Punk band Rama Lama and a Queens of the Stone Age tribute act

My band RAMA LAMA (punk,grunge,surf) are playing this at Kanteena in Lancaster. Friday 20 Feb. Doors 7pm. Queens of the Stone Age tribute.

Gig poster for SotN northern soul band

Soul of the North live at Kanteena in #Lancaster. April 17. Early bird tickets on sale now. 9 piece band with male & female vocals and superb horn section. www.fatsoma.com/e/if50gybc/s... #NorthernSoul

🔴📈 • 4 wins in a row for Michael Carrick’s Manchester United! #MUFC #PL

Black ASICS Megablast running shoe on a granite table top.

ASICS Megablast have arrived. The flight foam is iridescent! Amazing looking irl. U.K. 9 fit as expected. Can’t understand people saying very us to go up a size. #running

Would wager that Phil Collins was in touch with Epstein as part of some tax avoidance scheme! Jagger too probably…now if it was Bill Wyman’s name if there…

Just ordered some Megablast from Asics. They had all sizes in the black and white colour way this morning. #running

Strava! Not strap. Damn you spellcheck

Screenshot of the data described

Approx 1 year in to consistent #running. PB for the 10 mile: 1h 16m 32s moving time. Stopped briefly to remove a stone in shoe…strap added 2 mins on! 1h 18! Ruthless.

Be terrible if people accidentally spilled their coffee all over these in the shops

Trump will be dead and get away with it all, just like Saville. Then, everyone will be oh so shocked about how he got away with it.

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Vaga caps and hats have a buy one get one half price deal. I love these #running caps. The NightClub 2.0 is current fav. Use Code TNRS26 - ends Monday www.teamvaga.co.uk/shop?ss_sour...

Garmin screenshot detailing running stats from a 10 mile race.

Morecambe 10 Miler yesterday. My watch measured 15:97km…cheers. #running mildly infuriating

Foot like a traction engine! #ARSMUN great finish Dorgu!

Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.

You know who”stayed a little back” in VIetnam? DJT.

I want a six part new adaptation based faithfully on Stephen King’s original book with Jodie Comer as Wendy and Cilian Murphy as Jack. #TheShining

Keir Starmer did everything he could to be US poodle and his strategy has ended in total humiliation. Both him and Farage are puppets of a hostile foreign nation.

It's obvious that if someone is a bully - you don't just keep appeasing them.

Disastrous strategy by Labour.

I think I got that from Cyclist magazine prediction. Was going to ride up Jubes but might go on the prom instead now I know it’s coming down there.

2027 Tour de France coming through Lancaster on stage 2 Penrith to Manchester! 💥 #cycling

Nothing will change until we have a solid central midfield. We get over run more than Wile E. Coyote!

Old crafty wank. The OG incel of GB.

Edinburgh has a whole ‘city’ underneath. Went there a couple of years back on a guided tour. Really interesting. I can’t imagine living that life. I also went down some tunnels in Valkenburg in Holland once: different level of dark!

They allowed a Costa to open right next door when there is already one 100m, if that, up the same road.

Great write up. The Smugglers, it is told, has a tunnel which is bricked up, in the cellar, that leads to the shore. Idk if that’s true but in Lancaster there a a couple of pubs which have tunnels leading to the castle: so it’s not unlikely.