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samm82

@samm82.bsky.social

he/him | programmer | gamer | weeb i stream sometimes! https://www.twitch.tv/sammythehammy82 πŸ¦ŠπŸŒΈπŸ§ƒπŸͺ±πŸ±πŸ’­πŸ‘»βœ¨ pfp (my trollsona, Sammah Hampby) by @wyrmonastring.bsky.social banner (my Fabula Ultima character, Shorenya) by @crimsonvixen.bsky.social

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he killed the chatter with that last line

26.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1413    πŸ” 421    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 14

is it really an observation duty collab if someone isn't screaming? /aff (twas a blast :3)

25.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

would you be OK with people (me, I'm people) downloading some of your art and using it as desktop wallpapers (not reposting, selling, or using for AI training)? it's always so cute and full of character, but i totally understand if you don't want ur art used like this!

24.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

fortnite, then something else probably

twitch.tv/sammythehammy82

24.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's teal for an amazing reason!

23.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
22.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh wow, i wrote that! SUPER happy that it came across how i meant it to: as a positive rather than a backhanded (and wrong) "this game's graphics are subpar" - you clearly had a vision in mind (like the aesthetic of nubby's number factory) and you and your team executed it amazingly!!! πŸ’œ

21.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

observing my duties again

www.twitch.tv/sammythehamm...

19.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh NOOOOOO!!!!!! i hope you're able to find *some* kind of data recovery tool, but i know from experience that those aren't perfect 😭 i know it's gotta be discouraging, but just take things step-by-step and you'll get back on your feet - if you did it once, you can do it again! πŸ˜…πŸ˜”

19.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sammythehammy82 - Twitch what are we streaming? who's to say?

what are we streaming? who's to say?

www.twitch.tv/sammythehamm...

18.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sammythehammy82 - Twitch puttin' on the blitz

last-minute fortnite followed by some observation duty?

www.twitch.tv/sammythehamm...

15.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

justice if they were japanese instead of french 🀩

14.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sammythehammy82 - Twitch he/him | programmer | gamer | weeb

hitting some fortnite in a bit, followed probably by cryptic crosswords or a game called "Mizi NO!"

www.twitch.tv/sammythehamm...

12.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cancelling today's stream! might do an unplanned stream sometime tomorrow if I'm able to fix my headset/set up an alternative by then 😭

06.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

stream likely delayed as I (try to) fix my headset again πŸ’€πŸ™ƒ

06.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in the fried rice. straight up "shrimping it".

05.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NIGHT RUNNING - Brand New Animal
YouTube video by SamsUndertale NIGHT RUNNING - Brand New Animal

had this idea for a while but i FINALLY made a finished product i'm proud of! youtu.be/DJq_2qGtsLE

05.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty much! i personally love the socks with shoes, so my vote would be option A with feathers around the wrists (i realize "cuffs" from my previous comment includes ankles lol) but ultimately it's up to you and i'll love it regardless!

05.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the feather cuffs (as others have mentioned) but I think I'm leaning towards A - that with the cuffs would be PEAK, but honestly any permutation of this design is so good 🀩

05.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

definitely not last-minute stream schedule /lying

- Tuesday, Feb. 3 (today) | 3:30pm EST / 9:30pm CET
πŸ“πŸˆ chill vibes: cryptic crosswords or Mizi NO!

- Friday, Feb. 6 | 2pm EST / 8pm CET
πŸ“β“ TBD: probably cryptic crosswords or a surreal video game

03.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

saving this to show my barber 🀩 (if that's OK to do?)

02.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sammythehammy82 - Twitch crypto bros? nah, we cryptic bros

www.twitch.tv/sammythehamm... quick cryptic crossword stream with friends 🀩

01.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A list of synonyms for "happy", with "gay" circled in red with the two soyjaks pointing at it with the rainbow pride flag superimposed on them.

A list of synonyms for "happy", with "gay" circled in red with the two soyjaks pointing at it with the rainbow pride flag superimposed on them.

31.01.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im getting realtime empirical data that tagging collaborators in schedules like this is OK πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

27.01.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

baby's first stream schedule WAHOO 🀩

- Tuesday, Jan. 27 (today) | 2pm EST / 8pm CET
πŸ’»πŸ“ Something nerdy, either programming or cryptic crosswords LOL

- Thursday, Jan. 29 | 11am EST / 5pm CET
πŸ‡βš”οΈ Rabbit & Steel w/ friends (on @crimsonvixen.bsky.social and/or @thymiethornback.bsky.social's channel)

27.01.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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sammythehammy82 - Twitch he/him | programmer | gamer | weeb

quick fortnite stream in half an hour to do some quests or blow up my computer, whichever comes first πŸ˜… www.twitch.tv/sammythehamm...

26.01.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is so expressive! 🀩

25.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot showing an excerpt of a fictional community calendar with the following text.

Monday: [Monday] has been rescheduled to Wednesday.

Tuesday: [Tuesday]...you don’t even want to know. Or, you do want to know, but the powers that be don’t even want you to know, so you can all just be properly surprised.

Wednesday: [Wednesday] has been doubled, due to rescheduling of Monday.

A screenshot showing an excerpt of a fictional community calendar with the following text. Monday: [Monday] has been rescheduled to Wednesday. Tuesday: [Tuesday]...you don’t even want to know. Or, you do want to know, but the powers that be don’t even want you to know, so you can all just be properly surprised. Wednesday: [Wednesday] has been doubled, due to rescheduling of Monday.

(transcript of a "welcome to night vale" live show)

25.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder to the news media: β€œconflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 47542    πŸ” 14322    πŸ’¬ 523    πŸ“Œ 600

打者に぀いてビデγ‚ͺゲームです (私はζ—₯本θͺžγ‚’学習している)

24.01.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0