the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈

Cuomo is definitely not progressive.

/s

Fun fact, caffeine blocks the receptors that make you feel sleepy, but your brain can tell that the sleepy chemical isn't being received, so it makes more receptors, increasing tolerance.
Tldr, you need more coffee.

As far as I can tell it's just kids being kids. Like it doesn't mean anything and kids just think it's funny how much it confuses adults.

The mayor of Halloween town says there's inly 365 days until the next Halloween

Is it a BFA in sexy night clubs?

Side thought: you tagged it as non-sexual nudity, but ironically it's more like sexual non-nudity.

That's been a thing forever. Mean girls even called it out in 2001

You know you've made it when you're someone's niche Halloween costume

Oh she's a quick change artist now

Ahhh CCBC! I used to work at the bar out front before miss Pamela shut the whole city down.

Screenshot from 7-11 app promoting 6 months of their "gold pass" with SNAP card. Full text: Unlock 6 months Free 7-eleven Gold pass. Add your SNAP EBT card to enjoy unlimited $0 delivery fees* and more. (Add card) *Convenience fees apply. Small basket fees may apply.

7-11 is doing a promo for 6 free months of their subscription with snap card. You get cheaper delivery, and some members only discounts. I can't decide if it's cool they're trying to help or predatory AF. I mean I guess 7-11 food is better than no food, but people are going to forget to cancel ...

/r/cospenis

It would really depend on which has a bigger influence on republican voters: party loyalty or misogyny.

Honestly, I think she could be the first female president. She'll keep her base while attracting moderates and even feminist Dems. It's kinda funny that old guard Democrats are now the conservative party, maga is a regressive party, and instead of libertarians, independent is now code for far left.

You're not giving her enough credit. She's a shark, and has eyes on a future power grab. Why do you think she's filling in the gaps of Democratic leaders

She knows exactly what she's doing. A lot of Dems are mad that the leadership is so silent so she's filling in the void. She's also planning for a post-trump world. I bet she runs for president and might even win by pulling Democrats over to her side.

I love that! I wish I had trick or treaters it would be so fun!

a woman in a red dress with smirnoff written in the background ALT: a woman in a red dress with smirnoff written in the background

I am gooped, gagged, and flummoxed! What is life????

I just use YT music since I subscribe to premium anyway.

They're called SKY DANCERS 😤

I just started working at Nike and they literally have thirsty Thursdays. At 3 pm. B'scuse me???

That is almost exactly my experience, but instead of closet cases, I was after the only other out guy in my grade.

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Not sure about the plan yet, I'm still financially recovering from the move so going to be something low-key probably. Still in love it!

"What day is your friend supposed to come visit?"

I want to go to there.

That means the crying brother believes it's true so he must also think the mean brother is ugly.

Plot twist: they aren't fake.

Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

Uber order for someone named Joe for caviar and milk 🤢

I just got this order on Uber eats, and I'm worried @halfmoonjoe.com is back on his fish and milk phase.

One of my all time favorites! I haven't had time to play the second one yet 😔

rt if you are the founder of antifa