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I play video games on the internet. He/They. Longer posts over at https://thefakepsychic.bearblog.dev/

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computers should be cool

04.03.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

27.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12811    πŸ” 4812    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 35
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Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

21.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13540    πŸ” 4570    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 745

Watergate, but if someone was killed.

08.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3050    πŸ” 801    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 11

This is what happens why you try to Stop 'n' Swop Super Mario Bros. 3 and M.C. Kids.

28.01.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Everything we do is legal, ethical, and moral."

Don't believe ICE and their lies, please help share what's happening in Minneapolis. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

28.01.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 486    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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Game: International Superstar Soccer Deluxe (1995, SNES)
TAS Author: Marcokarty
Source: tasvideos.org/1438M

16.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 18

Everyone loves side-talkin.

11.01.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Despite how fucking insane the past week or so has been, Senate Democrats got a war powers resolution through from the minority & House Democrats got a 7th discharge petition through & are about to pass extending the ACA subsidies with a sizable chunk of Republicans despite being in the minority.

08.01.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1061    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 32
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

04.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 43473    πŸ” 16080    πŸ’¬ 326    πŸ“Œ 411

Maybe the battery won't go crazy this time.

(Also Swatch Internet Time????)

28.12.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!

25.12.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2335    πŸ” 1144    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

a solid 25% of generative ai responses are "how would tom waits answer this question"

22.12.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1099    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as there's no pudding involved, then you still have control of your life.

18.12.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

13.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4539    πŸ” 1538    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 17
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The Community Spotlight 2025.11.29 The end of an era.

Possibly the last thing ever posted on this version of @giantbomb.bsky.social.

See y'all on the other side.
www.giantbomb.com/articles/the...

29.11.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Games That Mean a Lot to Me: One Last(?) List First off, I want to congratulate Dan, Jeffs, Mike, and everyone on the new, upcoming website. I wish them nothing but success. However, given that it

I don't know if this will be the last list I write on Giant Bomb, it very well might be with the updates to the new site, and if it is, I wanted to go out with a bang. Here's some stuff about 15 games that have meant a lot to me over the years. www.giantbomb.com/profile/thef...

25.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Man, if hallucinating fourth entries of series gets you billions of dollars, I had somehow convinced myself there were four Sonic Advance games for years until friends pointed out I was crazy. I take cash, checks, or cards venture capitalists!

15.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When’s the Red Dead Revolver re-release happening?

13.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

youtube decided they're gonna ai upscale sd content by default and if you have a youtube channel you should turn that shit off

29.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

9, from the Seven Foot Knoll Lighthouse. Which I got correct but was thinking of a different lighthouse, hilariously.

17.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I won the steam code for this one! Thanks so much you guys!

17.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

11.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11751    πŸ” 3498    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 86

and scene

03.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9489    πŸ” 3229    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 58

Sounds like something that could only good happen.

24.09.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two red Band-Aids with a Walgreens cursive W logo on them. They are on my incandescently pale arm.

Two red Band-Aids with a Walgreens cursive W logo on them. They are on my incandescently pale arm.

Fuck you, RFK Jr.

(Yeah I know there are bigger problems and ways to fight back but I am a sickly person and this is the best I got for today.)

20.09.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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random thought ive had for weeks: a version of β€œVirtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

06.04.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1814    πŸ” 839    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 11

Just so everyone is clear, this right here is what an actual violation of the First Amendment looks like. When the head of the FCC says a company needs to do something about someone who displeased the administration or lose its license, that’s no joke unconstitutional

17.09.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1015    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11
Comic panel of Ice-Man and Beast leading Boom Boom through a crowd. One of her fans  calls her "The Bear Dig-Dug player in the State!"

Comic panel of Ice-Man and Beast leading Boom Boom through a crowd. One of her fans calls her "The Bear Dig-Dug player in the State!"

Boom Boom's secondary mutant power is being a top level Dig-Dug player. (X-Factor #12)

17.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4