@itslaureniguess.bsky.social
they/them alien fucker extraordinaire
The catastrophic damage I have done to my cholesterol levels this Christmas should probably be studied in a lab, but no scientist could ethically experiment with what I have purposefully inflicted upon my body.
26.12.2024 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christmas Eve Eve -- when my stomach becomes ground zero for every variety of caloric intake known to humanity.
24.12.2024 00:47 — 👍 8206 🔁 413 💬 209 📌 29YOOOOOOOO
27.11.2024 18:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having met The Bitch I can confirm
27.11.2024 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the democrats: [experiencing consequences after repeatedly fucking up and pissing people off as long as anybody can remember] how could the trans community do this to us
21.11.2024 00:14 — 👍 1002 🔁 99 💬 8 📌 1trees:
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
This is a blue sky exclusive. Hope you like it 🩵 #drag #pageantry #dragqueen #gay Thanks Scotty Kirby 🫶🏻
19.11.2024 19:50 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 2Wagon wheel wetpussy
19.11.2024 01:25 — 👍 156 🔁 30 💬 4 📌 0You only have one ass and two hands
17.11.2024 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Let’s turn this house into a forest babeeeeyyyy
15.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I kinda feel like this picture is maybe our collective nervous systems before we left Twitter and came over here. Yeah?
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