hyperreal creatura

if I lock the fuck in I can do it by the end of march but I make no promises

scopecreeping myself into a second [redacted] for this project but I swear this gets done by the end of april at worst

PUTA QUE ME PARIU ROSALÍA

além de idiota é idiota

oh ok so half of the university system seems to think I'm enrolled for this class and the other half seems to disagree

you stand before God. many in your place would ask for power; those many would thus be proven unworthy of His graces

your goodness, however, is evidenced by your will as a humble request echoes through His kingdom: "Let's do a ShureMediaproduct demo together"

He smiles, proud of being your creator

honestly never thought this day would come (blue period europe trip arc)

the worst thing is that I was thinking to myself "ok this supposed short story is getting way too long and I didn't prepare myself for that so I might want to work on an actual short story in order to have some time to sit with where this one's going" and then oopsie now there are two of them

it just keeps fucking happening

my body is a machine that turns short stories into novellas against my will

patch notes on the toxic yaoi:

- it's old man yaoi now. these fuckers unemployed

- probably objectively less toxic even though they technically inflict way more violence onto each other now than before

- it got biblical

this isn't new or original criticism but it's still insane to me to make the movie about Freddie Mercury be about how he was a sad little gay boy and not about how he was one of the coolest guys

- signed, 20-something year old who is in fact trying out garageband for the first time and struggling

I don't wanna be mean but I think if you were to have live musicians recreate this and perform it the way this rendition sounds you'd have to arrange them in a line and kill them the moment they play enough of their assigned note. given the melody here they might just die on their own though

tl actually happily discussing the new csm chapter. we might be so back?

The elephant in the room has FINALLY been addressed.

ok I'm back

yeag

didn't read the chapter yet but TRUEEEEE

on one hand it's good to not post but on the other you're still spiritually posting which might not be as great a sin but it's also deeply more embarrassing

drafts are such a monkey's paw thing like "oh you're telling me I can spend more time sitting on an idea for all time instead of just sending it raw???? fucking love that. never posting ever again. only in my head :)"

yippiiieeeeeeeee

hey when you say something is for the blorbos and the bimbos can you include me in that as well? the blorbos and the bimbos and The Creature™ if it's not too much trouble thanks

the entire fucking campaign to smear trans people as predators that's made our lives a living hell for years and has killed thousands of us and sparked an ongoing attempted genocide is because of an elite billionaire pedophile cabal who didn't want to pay taxes, i'm crashing the fuck out right now

this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for

you guys don't understand I love him so much I need him squished like a bug

saw my own post in the tl and for a moment I forgot about everything wrong with the world and just went "holy fuck it's Yatora Yaguchi on my screen!!" and those were happy milliseconds

Blue Period chapter 84 cover art

another banger arc for Blue Period

7th grader asked me if I'd rather piss shit or shit piss and I really do not know

whatever the opposite of normalising is we need to do it to spongebob

listen for as hard as I am on a "taking away Asa's narrative agency as a means to make a point about her lack of agency sucks as a writing decision" if we ever get to see her make a self serving choice at the expense of Denji's fantasy I will cheer like the Lord returned after 3 days of sidelining