Jabroni Mike

LETS SEE THEM CHATOIDS!!

This changed my life. Stop what you are doing and read it right now.

Saturday, Oct 4th at 6:00 PM EST:

First ep of my new podcast/talk show whatever, Fool Disclosure, featuring a real Chatoid/Paleontologist! Live on my twitch channel. Hope to see you there!

twitch.tv/jabroni_mike

6PM EST Tonight: We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll regret all our life choices watching YOUR video submissions! Be there or Go To Hell!!!!

sometimes when i get called "unc" i know it's an insult but feels like an honorific? is that intentional? help unc out

PSA: please stop lewding my original characters, the Pastatutes. they are wholesome and whole grain. Thanks

Texas?? Again??? ah well @sanjapan.bsky.social

6:00 PM EST. if you miss it, you done fucked up

its that time of year that i'm SURROUNDED BY SHITTY LITTLE FLIES TRYING TO GET IN MY NOSE AND MOUTH CONSTANTLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF

Deltarune fans 😐

Iced tea's best performance in years

"chopped" didnt event exist when i streamed this #oldmanyellsatcloud

deja lavuvu #labubu

guys i found the deltarune prophecy generator

SEASON 2, EP 8. Save the date!!

The UK actually SHOULDN'T have access to porn and i can make my argument in 30 seconds:

HE DOES NOT MESS AROUND

Game: Donkey Kong Bananza
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they're giving the apes gender dysphoria

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Chatoid Plush (9in) – Youtooz Collectibles The Plush Ain’t no F’s in chat for Jabroni Mike’s plush debut! Sitting at 9 inches tall with a strand of drool hanging from their open mouth underneath a pair of bulging eyes that look in different di...

CHATOID PLUSH NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH 8/22!!

youtooz.com/products/cha...

oh shes me

Game: Umamusume: Pretty Derby
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SEASON 2 EP 7: MARK THE DATE!!

Wow look at the teaser for this definitely not already shown on stream plushie! Reveal coming soon and definitely not clearly visible on my stream for the last two weeks.

Chat's coming home in plushie form.

Get yours July 18th at
@youtoozofficial.bsky.social

Horse Girls Make Mike Lose His Mind (Up In Here)

Game: Umamusume: Pretty Derby
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They named this game accurately

btw, its been weeks since i finished them and the deltarune ch 3 + 4 ost is still a looping playlist in my head. unbelievably good

we should just give iran a copy of Undertale.

there are 4 entries btw

just logged on to see there's yet another shitty baby character for me to lose to in mario kart.

Sick of shitty babies. Nintendo needs to learn how to pull out.

hey bluesky, check this out