Wait, what do we do in November? 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸

“You were supposed to shoot up! We both shot up!”

“Head of Fundraising for a Charity” fuck off.

a man wearing glasses and a colorful shirt holds his hand to his chin . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a colorful shirt holds his hand to his chin .

Me turning up to work on Monday when I have a contract for a new job with a direct competitor waiting to be signed:

Banner at the Your Party conference:

Wait, did they deliberately give the jurors soft squidgy white bread or hard rye sandwiches to try and sway their opinion on damage potential?

not that I’m a Powell fan, but . . .

For now. . . *returns to lab*

Ooh, ooh; ACAB, obviously, but on this occasion I’d like to report a crime!

This always felt like a LARP site for a game of Spec Ops: The Line, where a fancy desert kingdom is evacuated due to a massive sandstorm and occupied by terrorists.

Rest In Power.

"For we Brits the act of incidental sauciness in space is a simple biological function. For you it is the basis of an entire culture."

Famously, people in Durham think faster buses and affordable rent are “a bit poofy”

Me preparing for the next election:

Does Trevor McDonald have tenure there or something?

Sexy Threepio could never beat:

Start spreading the news.

Will and Graceless.

Isn’t it a bit weird, though, that he has to pass the begging bowl around for the activity of handing over state government? Doesn’t that open the incoming mayor to charges of making appointments who align with donors?

*Counts age gap on figures*

Tracks.

Flock of seagulls voice:
“And Zoh-ran, so far away from Cuomo’s numbers. . “

Apart from anything else, it’s a bold pitch to say “bigotry doesn’t preclude membership” for a party fronted by Muslim MPs.

In honour of Dick Cheney’s passing there will be a 21 gun salute into elderly Texan attorneys.

Ah, the Viktor Yanukovich strategy. Let's take a sip of coffee and see how that worked out for him.

In another world you'd have looked like Pee Wee Herman.

What's mandarin for "Fuck my old boots!"?

Apart from anything else “one piece of candy per trick or treater” is literally Socialism.

Incomparable as the world-weary but brilliant Baptiste.

Playing the REEALLY long game with Erika Kirk.