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Executive decision: airport rules also apply in hotel lounges when on vacation. 930am beers? Totally reasonable.

Knowing how pretentious the loudest and dumbest of the Tkacucks are...

Do you think they'll have a problem with their boys quoting noted asshole Conor McGregor, or are they just going to turn their heads the other way and continue to shitpost about Corey Perry and Evander Kane?

I expect...silence.

They just need to get him off the books. It's best for everyone.

Or 0% retained and give him away for "futures".

The Seth Jones deal is proof that 25's contract is tradeable. No excuses.

Any discussion about how to improve the Oilers this offseason must start with finding a way to get the Darnell Nurse albatross off the books.

Paying your 4th best LD 2-3 times what he's worth is untenable.

It's time for 25 to go.

The exact Tkacuck Flames fans you'd expect are celebrating as if their team was relevant somehow.

This needs to be the last game in Oilers colors for all of Stuart Skinner, Nurse, and Kane. Moving out the money spent on Henrique and Arvidsson would help.

And if what you're doing right now is bitching about Evan Bouchard and what he's going to get paid? Your opinions about hockey are worthless.

Bieksa broke it down. 97 took the wrong guy.

74 as goalie for the Oilers next year is 100% untenable. That last goal killed any hope of a comeback and simply cannot happen.

As expected, Evan Bouchard being blamed for both goals against. Mark Spector leading the charge.

Absolute horseshit officiating.

Well...you can't blame Stuart Skinner for that mess. Jesus.

Glue Nurse and Kane to the fucking bench for the rest of the night.

Saying both need to be offloaded this offseason goes without saying.

Nurse and Kane both need to be in the press box for game 5.

$14.375M a year cap hit for selfish and stupid pay.

The good thing about this, to use a golf analogy?

A series is match play and not stroke play.

No difference between losing 4-3 or 6-1.

Flush it and win on Thursday. Not necessarily easy, but simple.

Very happy in my investment in a Jake Walman jersey at the moment.

Sean Monahan winning the Masterton Trophy and being surprised with it by Meredith Gaudreau is good stuff.

Greg Cote is nothing more than Florida Man Stan Fischler.

Footnote: do 100% cheer for the Panthers on the basis of "(you) hate the Oilers". I fully respect that choice. I would do the same if the shoe was on the other foot.

CC @ersatzov.bsky.social

PSA: If any of your Flames fans friends say they are cheering for Florida the next 3 weeks because of "(their) boy Matthew Tkachuk", be sure to send them this photo of their reserved special seating for the Stanley Cup Final...

The Edmonton Oilers make Pink Pony Club part of their playoff lore Chappell Roan's hit single has become the Oilers' victory song. They just don't want to talk about it.

Apparently it's some sort of inside story...

edmontonjournal.com/sports/hocke...

Like a toddler mashing away at the busy box...

Game Day, y'all. ##LetsGoOilers 🔶️🔷️

It's multiple individuals.

The toxicity of a certain segment of the Dallas Stars fanbase has been on full display the last 12 hours. My lord.

Nope, busy piercing my own ripples at that time.

This one is nuanced and is meant for @ersatzov.bsky.social.