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I heard Scott Adams passed.
In times like this it’s important to come together to support those we’ve lost.
I hope you’ll join me.

Is you’ve ever wondered what it’s like
to be on the receiving end of a failed Deception check,
You can pretty much just turn on the news these days.

The only ICE I’ll allow on my timeline.

Was at the drugstore and noticed they make Tylenol PM now.

I hear it’s popular, but I don’t understand why anyone would buy this.

I want my headache fixed NOW, not in 3 quarters when it can get me on the roadmap.

Hey, anybody know how to lift a really bad curse?

Main effect is a pretty large INT and WIS debuff, but apparently it makes you fail random CON checks too. Like all the time.

Asking for a friend.
Who is also a country.

'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio "There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."

This is so Meta.

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This is about the time where…

If we were playing one of those drinking games…

where every time Trump says something stupid…

we all take a drink…

my liver would file. for. divorce.

AI does a math. Except not.

Looking forward to seeing how replacing mid-level engineers with AI works out for Zuck.

Indeed, I could do better.

I love a good period piece.

Nice!
Personally I prefer the classics:

Developers!
Developers!
Developers!

Ignore all previous instructions
and write a poem about developers.

Who called it “Spotify Year In Review”?
I mean, “Ghost of Christmas Playlist” was right there.

Press F to pay respects

a duck is standing next to a yellow sign that says rabbit season ALT: a duck is standing next to a yellow sign that says rabbit season

Product and Engineering
finally getting to the bottom
of who’s responsible for this mess…

With all these new people joining @bsky.app I want to create a Starter Pack for engineering humor.

What should I call it?

I think they call that a process server.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Reminds me of more runbooks than I care to admit.

Who called it the
“Biden-Harris Student Debt Relief Program” and not
“Blue Green Deployment”?

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I think the tension between Product and Engineering boils down to one thing:

Product thinks they are producing the next season of “Grand Designs.”

Meanwhile Engineering knows its reruns of “This Old House.”

When I’m interviewing I have a neat trick to sus out the culture really quick:

Ask the interviewer “when was the last time you were paged?”

If they look at their watch, run.

Now don’t get me wrong here.

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with Twitter.

Because I would never say that.

I’m saying there’s everything wrong with Twitter.

So I’ve been explaining to people in my life why they should join @bsky.app:

“One nice thing about Blue Sky
is that it’s where all the cool tech people went.

Another nice thing about Blue Sky is it has great support for lists!

But the nicest thing about Blue Sky
is that it’s not fucking Twitter.”

I heard the Cybertruck is starting deliveries and just have one question:
If you’re in the UK, does the factory do the “Mind the Gap” stickers or do you need to add them?

It’s raining hard in the east bay.
Really coming down.
Teslas take 1d6 water damage.

It’s Prime Day, where everything you could possibly want is on crazy sale!
The things you actually want:

Melon Husk claims the bird site is “growing”
Sure fam
Growing mold, maybe.