𝐊𝐞𝐟𝐤𝐚 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐨

a black and white photo of a person standing in a dark room with a blurred background . ALT: a black and white photo of a person standing in a dark room with a blurred background .

丨 Ꮆㄖ 卂ㄥㄖ几乇

He's doing the goddamn worm.

He cannot speak, so he will use actions.

idk :p

a box of chocolate chip cookies has the word warmer on the top ALT: a box of chocolate chip cookies has the word warmer on the top

" #SeductiveSunday is, like, totally overrated. Have a cookie."

a pixel art of a cat with yellow eyes ALT: a pixel art of a cat with yellow eyes

"Like, what's up? You come to buy something?"

a pixel art of a cat with the words hey dude * hypnotizes you * below it ALT: a pixel art of a cat with the words hey dude * hypnotizes you * below it

˜”*°•.˜”*°• You should buy ALL our stuff! •°*”˜.•°*”˜

//I am somehow more proud of this one than the first :)

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TW: Blood and violence

He limps out of the building. His face is covered in blood and thumbtacks.

You see a poster for a charity wrestling show. One of the wrestlers on the show looks like a clown. How weird.

卄卂丨ㄥ 匚ㄖ几ㄒ尺卂

a man wearing glasses and a mustache is making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a mustache is making a funny face .

"I should practice my leg drop..."

He slowly turns towards you.

"𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻. 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗶𝗿𝗰𝘂𝘀."

a bunch of colorful balloons are flying in the air ALT: a bunch of colorful balloons are flying in the air

"ᴄʟᴏᴡɴꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɢꜱ ᴏɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪʀᴄᴜꜱ ɪꜱ ʜᴜɴɢ."

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"ɪ'ᴍ ʟᴀʀʀʏ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴀꜱꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʏᴍ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴅᴀʟɪ ɢʏᴍ."

a black and white photo of a hallway with balloons on the floor . ALT: a black and white photo of a hallway with balloons on the floor .

"𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔯!"

"So you're just boring and immortal."

"Normally, dumbass humans can't do magical stuff like immortality and shit."

"What."

If you're normal then you're boring."

"You're a BORING man!"