Doby

For my next trick, I'm going to need a bucket of tadpoles with eyes on their butts and some good old-fashioned alternating current. In other words, things are about to get all kinds of weird.

Today I decided to find out how nitrous oxide works....by testing it on myself.

How many friends do you have that you can say the phrase "How does my d*ck pic look"?
And have it be part of normal conversation?

I need a panel of celebrities to make life decisions for me.
Their lives seem so put together.

Who the absolute f*ck thought go okay to vote Trump was a good Idea?
BTW, you’re an idiot.
Our country suffers and you celebrate.

Horror movies gotta horror. That’s why I love them.

Watching horror movies this afternoon :-)

Today I am going to speak only in my native language of Gibberish, it's in the Crazy family of language. It's also a distant relative of the ancient Gobbledegook.

I haven’t left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14.

I’m off work today and the smells of insanity and turbomoonhippiness is in the air.

I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!
Seriously, this mass mailing letter told me so.

I’m going out for breakfast shortly, and being the shitshow the day is going to be when asked for coffee my answer will be “strong as possible that it shows up on a drug test.”

I applied for a promotion today.

What I lack in experience, I make up for in inexperience.

Let’s get to your palm reading…it’s looks like you’re going to have a healthy life…for the next six months.

Why is vinyl so expensive?