Kim B. 📎 kim-b - Bluesky Statics

Send in the clowns.

05.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m willing to bet Dunkin trialed their Ice coffee for longer and more thoroughly than DHS trained their Ice posse.

04.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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01.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s what they went with?

01.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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01.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

⭐️ FASCISM ⭐️
⭐️FOR A NEW MILLENNIUM ⭐️

NOW FORTIFIED WITH EVEN MORE LOCAL AND IMPORTED ESSENTIAL SUPPRESSION AND OPPRESSION TACTICS!

01.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Turmp regime continues to offer zero reason to believe that women and girls are anything other than disposable, replaceable things to be removed or replenished, at the whims of men, anywhere in the world.

You won’t find the Epstein files in Iran, only distractions from them.

01.03.2026 16:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2

He had an impressive command over his hashtag magic.

25.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Text on multihued background that says GOOD BREAKING NEWS No warehouses are being purchased and retrofitted to store human beings in Merrimack.

24.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait!
So, TIL the past tense of demeans is dement.

21.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hemorrhoid

19.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Political cartoon by Mike Lukovich. It’s a Split screen—one side depicts a British police officer escorting Prince Andrew, with the caption: JUSTICE The other side depicts an American Ice Terrorist escorting a small girl with hands zip tied behind her back with the caption: JUST ICE

19.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Glitchiness is just warming up.

19.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How very Marie Antoinette.

19.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep forgetting…It’s the Principles, Stupid! 🤦‍♀️

19.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep singing to myself:

A-C-C-O-U-N-T-I….
B-I-L-I-T-Y

to the tune of Connie Francis’s
VACATION.

19.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is antifreeze poisonous or does it prevent water from freezing?

JFC, I just can’t with these assholes.

19.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The lack of transparency, ironically, couldn’t be clearer.

19.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DjT’s “They Say Nobody’s Ever Had a Better Playlist” playlist drops on his new streaming platform, Fraudify.

19.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want my votes unsurpressed and my skeets editable 😩

19.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The acronym IYKYK coms to mind.

19.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DjT Playlist on his new streaming service, Fraudify™️

19.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1

No doubt included in turmp’s
nEw AnD impRoVeD hEaLtHcArE pLaN

bsky.app/profile/cnn....

19.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poster that says How to be a Great Anti: Antifa(anti-fascist, pro-democracy) Antiha (anti-hate, pro-humanity) Antiduh (anti-ignorance,pro-education) Antiqua (anti-quackery, pro-science) Antidistra (anti-distraction, pro-release the Epstein files)

I need to find room on my sign to add that one!

19.02.2026 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great. More concepts of a scam.

19.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He is top of the class at the Dunno Dontcare Academy.

18.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hurling, but make it cute.

14.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lenticular image, obvs.

12.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In other words, the Dow is Cava Bag worthy.

11.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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11.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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