Urgent Penguin

You are known by the company that you keep....Oldie but a goodie.

Now he can say he can't release the files because they are "under audit". 😂

There's no reason for you to print or post anything like this. It's fantasyland nonsense.

He's running for fed chair, so he'll say anything.

it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax

My experience has been that there are too many people who just want more free fish.

Or "barely a minor" according to Megyn Kelly

Show me the real estate and I'll show you the crime.

People die and it takes time to remove them from the records. They did the same garbage with social security.

I never thought I'd say this about a pope but he could have gotten some.

ΤΟΥ STORY The purpose of a toy is to bring happiness to a child ΤΟΥ STORY 2 Toys must accept that their child will someday outgrow them ΤΟΥ STORY 3 Toys can find new purpose with a new child ΤΟΥ STORY 4 Toys can abandon children, create their own purpose, and pursue relationships with other toys ΤΟΥ STORY 5 Toys can learn how to create new toys without the involvement of a child ΤΟΥ STORY 6 Toys construct a secret, self sustaining society parallel to human civilization ΤΟΥ STORY 7 The great human/toy wars begin THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER Cars 1-3

Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films

Even if he did speak of it, CBS would have cut it. Witness the terrible interview with Nora O'Donnell last week. But his work with bonsai plants is more down CBS Sunday morning's wheelhouse.

Strength training is political. We have a right-wing which has taken over physical fitness spaces, and hijacked “warrior culture”.

We need a muscular progressivist visions. We need to be strong to build the world we want.

Building my guns for the revolution. 💪🏾✊🏾 #Swoletariat #ResistanceTraining”

Introspection is a hell of a drug.

If you want to chuckle about odd/delightful corners of wikipedia and hear a bunch of very funny lore behind the scenes, you should come to my show Monday in NYC! Hasn't sold out yet and anything could happen—maybe years of practicing the worm will pay off, truly who knows!!!

I never understood their business model. Social media for people who hate the whole idea and are way too much better than you.

This has not gotten much attention, but it should.

Virginia under Youngkin returned to an insanely harsh system where people convicted of any felony lose their voting rights FOR LIFE.

Dems' win this week mean they'll get to advance a constitutional amendment to end lifetime disenfranchisement.

The Church Better Start Taking Nazification Seriously - Christianity Today Tucker Carlson hosted neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes on his podcast. The stakes are high for American Christians.

For years, Russell Moore (@drmoore.bsky.social) has raised his voice against darkness and sophistry. He has done so at some personal cost. A highly valuable voice in our country. www.christianitytoday.com/2025/11/nazi...

My first chance to use two words I learned today. Dr. Oz is a pribbling catchfart.

I had to ask if Shakespeare ever used it. Apparently not, but pribbling was: It means petty, trivial, or trifling - essentially calling someone or something insignificant or worthless. So that would pair well. I'll be looking for an opportunity to say pribbling catchfart.

After the trial he said "Yes, we won but where do I go to get my pastrami back?"

Here. Have some kale.

Three fallacies in three lines is at least an impressive accomplishment.

I never see anything by Axios except screen shots on this site. Friends don't let friends read Axios.

X Post by Michael Adams, Kentucky Secretary of State: "We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry."

What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?

This.

This is what you get.

Seems like a gutsy move.

In 1969 I was working in a pizza shop during moon landing. Delivery had not reached Arizona. We had more than 100 pizzas made for pickup and no one would come get them. These were the days before anyone knew about paying in advance. We stopped taking orders when no place was left to stack them.

Hegel's Thesis: Trump leading to - Antithesis: Mamdami. I hope he is successful and we don't need part 3, synthesis, which can get ugly. (I'm sure my philosophy is brittle here). But many cheers for democracy.

Opinion | Mamdani’s Victory Is Less Significant Than You Think

The New York Times quickly sending out Douthat to argue that Mamdani’s victory doesn’t really matter is so predictable it borders on self-parody.

Remember, folks: Every time the Right wins an election, it’s an undeniable expression of the will of the people. If a lefty wins, it’s just a blip.

Dress code clown noses and shoes.