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@swampdickhead.bsky.social

trying not to be observed he/they, 32 autistic bpd mess ๐Ÿ”ž

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Latest posts by swampdickhead.bsky.social on Bluesky

post-nut clarity where you realise you need to rearrange physio asap
what do you mean i had a wank and got hip impingement this is bullshit

31.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fell over badly and now my good knee is my bad knee ๐Ÿ˜ญ iโ€™m so glad orthotics are giving me a brace for each knee iโ€™m gonna need it

17.10.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

about to come out just to spite my terf uncle (and so i donโ€™t have to shave to go see mum) whatโ€™s uppppppp

01.10.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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also hereโ€™s my new cat leo who i inherited heโ€™s a polite boy

26.09.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i felt pretty in my funeral outfit

26.09.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if my fucking mates can stop dropping dead that would be lovely

i donโ€™t want to be the one left behind

02.09.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what the fuck does one wear to your goth palโ€™s funeral
like am i Allowed to be goth or is that inappropriate i canโ€™t tell

01.09.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not okay not okay not okay

18.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

friday: my lover came to stay๐Ÿฅบ
saturday: alt pride with her and my girlfriend, my meta performed!
sunday: stardew valley and sims
tomorrow: new accessories to make the Pink Bedroom

next weekend starts with hollingworth lake evening date

i am Okay ๐Ÿฅฐ

10.08.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

doctors hate him! one boythings secret to getting medical professionals to actually do their jobs: medical special interest autism

(supporting multiple people with navigating the nhs at the same time probably isnโ€™t helping my burnout thatโ€™s caused blepharitis lol)

06.08.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(and then go to your damn physio appointments and do your exercises, your body will hate you at first but eventually will thank you!!)

05.08.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

turns out all you need to do is have a young gp who still gets excited over weird shit, get her to refer you to rheumatology, wait for rheumatology to return your referral saying โ€œhypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome can be diagnosed and managed in primary careโ€, one more appt and BAM DIAGNOSED

05.08.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh yeah guess who finally got a formal hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome diagnosis after decades (?) of fighting? THIS GUY! AND IT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF EASY??
now i just need orthotics to hurry up with my anti dislocation kit

05.08.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fuck yeah

05.08.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I CHECK THE DOORS CHECK THE WINDOWS AND PULL THE BLINDS! I CHECK THE CLOCK WONDERING WHAT HEโ€™LL PULL THIS TIME! I HAVE A FEELING THAT NECROMANCERS OUTSIDE! AND IM JUST TRYING TO STAY QUIET

22.07.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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excellent birthday week off with some excellent beings

20.07.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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why not go to the fun fair as a date

09.07.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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life update: good soup

23.06.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

will my dating life ever be normal? will i ever find one or more people at any one time who are nice, emotionally available and who actually likes me? lol, lmao

09.04.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love how someone can come to my girlfriends birthday party as my plus one and immediately show their arse and show me up in front of all my friends and be extremely rude towards both my metas and now i have to dump them and i wasnโ€™t even actually dating them in the first place

09.04.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

btw i got black hair dye on the text of this tshirt while dying hair in the filthiest bathroom i have ever been in

09.04.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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new tshirt letโ€™s go

12.02.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

really missing the genuine human connection i used to have in my 20s

22.01.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m not gonna lie bluesky iโ€™m feeling fuckin rough
all the anti trans shit thatโ€™s everywhere and my own bpd shit combined with adulthood meaning that nobody is ever really there is really weighing on me

22.01.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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if we need a train as the last vessel for humanity during a deep freeze i truly know we can design it much better than snowpiercer because mallard exists

19.12.2024 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welcome to the new way of living itโ€™s just the beginning of lavish

19.12.2024 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still learning this website what the fuck is a reskeet

19.12.2024 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i came here because twitter became 4chan lmao

19.12.2024 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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