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ligma franca

@sassomatic.bsky.social

hmm. ah? oho! teeth 4 teeth if you call me butch youre on thin fucking ice

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I am not going to tell you to "have hope". I am going to tell you that the people who benefit from this want us to feel too small and too exhausted to do anything. Every dollar to MSF or body at a protest is action against that design.

This is an ongoing struggle. They do not get to win by default.

28.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you remind me of the cybersmith

28.02.2026 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

theyre gonna put me down if i dont get adopted soon, but they will take me to mcdonalds on the way

28.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œguns dont kill people” ass argument

27.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

time to eat an entire bag of doritos

27.02.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i myself am pretty cynical this week, as we've hit a new low for trans rights. i'm not saying she's not out of pocket here, it's just uncomfortable seeing people pile on a sister without that context

27.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

both? depends on the aftercare and mental state tbh

26.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: Some WW2 era soldier ducks are tucked behind the ruins of a wall looking down the street at a Taco Bell. LT: "The Germans have a zipper* on the mock bell tower of that vintage Taco Bell..." *:Machine gunner

PANEL 2: One of the duck soldiers who was peering at the gunner's position flops down. SOLDIER: "He's dug in alright--Lt., I think we gotta risk it, the vegans in the platoon are getting pretty sick of tofu on hardtack..."

PANEL 3: A hang-glider zooms over the soldiers. SOLDIER: "Hang-glider division?" HANG-GLIDER PILOT: "Heard you 'groundies' need a hand!"

PANEL 4: The Taco Bell, the hang-glider flying directly at it. GUNNER: (in German) Was ist das?" HANG-GLIDER PILOT: "Prepare to Live Menos, Nazi sonofa--"

PANEL 5: The hang-glider pilot duck is now in the hospital, covered in bandages and being debriefed by an officer. OFFICER: "But the hang-glider should have made you EFFECTIVELY BULLET-PROOF!" HANG-GLIDER PILOT: "He shot me VERY easily. MANY times."

PANEL 1: Some WW2 era soldier ducks are tucked behind the ruins of a wall looking down the street at a Taco Bell. LT: "The Germans have a zipper* on the mock bell tower of that vintage Taco Bell..." *:Machine gunner PANEL 2: One of the duck soldiers who was peering at the gunner's position flops down. SOLDIER: "He's dug in alright--Lt., I think we gotta risk it, the vegans in the platoon are getting pretty sick of tofu on hardtack..." PANEL 3: A hang-glider zooms over the soldiers. SOLDIER: "Hang-glider division?" HANG-GLIDER PILOT: "Heard you 'groundies' need a hand!" PANEL 4: The Taco Bell, the hang-glider flying directly at it. GUNNER: (in German) Was ist das?" HANG-GLIDER PILOT: "Prepare to Live Menos, Nazi sonofa--" PANEL 5: The hang-glider pilot duck is now in the hospital, covered in bandages and being debriefed by an officer. OFFICER: "But the hang-glider should have made you EFFECTIVELY BULLET-PROOF!" HANG-GLIDER PILOT: "He shot me VERY easily. MANY times."

on the way down

www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

26.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

give us a hand leaning on washington state, we’ve got some headway here

26.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
scene from saw guy with ax contemplating sawing his ankle

scene from saw guy with ax contemplating sawing his ankle

When the bottom of your sock gets wet

26.02.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1323    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

it continues to be your moral duty to be homosexual

25.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

oh lol whoops i meant your dope art lmaoo

25.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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deltarune comes out in less than a week. i am randomly but pleasantly reminded of the way phillip-bankss drawings kris

31.05.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(SB in that photo is non/binary) dope art thooooo

25.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

has anyone told punkitt about the laura palmer funko pop yet

25.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting a piss kink from sans underdale, call that a baptismal font

25.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok fine, something something β€œthe vulnerability that comes with taking off your glasses and the trust it implies” grumble grumble

25.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œi love you” vs β€œi cant see shit”: fight!

25.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

honorable mention to runners up seal, otter, shark, and lynx, but the american badger reigns supreme! (for now ;)

25.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the creature was decided via survey, then finalized via poll, so thank you to all my friends who participated in the shenanigans

25.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my friends decided i was no longer allowed not to be a furry, and in a complete dedication to the bit (and prodding by @fawnroux.bsky.social) i decided to get a whole ass ref sheet done, for what good is a pool if not for jumping in the deep end lmao

25.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh yeah i never posted it, but here’s the amazing sona design @cupsofjade.bsky.social did for me!!! absolutely phenomenal work 🩡

25.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this explains SO MUCH

25.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

24.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12814    πŸ” 6519    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 191

and?? what of it

25.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was never on twitter, whats protocol for having a public mental breakdown while still retaining sympathy?
like, what are your tips for crashing out while still remaining cute, i’m curious ✍️

25.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@neoncaelestis.bsky.social

25.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m frenetically sawing apart a table in my living room while topless, do with that mental image what you will

25.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i get that im a failure, but irredeemable? really??
…what about store credit?

24.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on the plus side, switching meds seems to have brought back the sex drive ^_^

on the other hand, <visibly vibrating >

23.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0