hell yeah

walking out on kids is just rejecting the call to adventure

oh sure you hope your parents croak, but when i, a frog therian,

squeaky toy butt plug

i will see your “gross negligence means its slimy” and raise you “144 negligence”

everything i’ve seen from utopia is sadly applicable to us offices as well (marketing, in my case, but any non-tech white collar workplace will be pretty similar once it hits management level)

shakespeare/english teachers generally are fans of the dicaprio romeo and juliet in my experience! for a “modern” adaptation it keeps VERY close to the source material

States must ax transgender references from sex ed or risk losing funds, Trump admin says The mandate comes just days after the Trump administration terminated funding for a sex education program in California.

if you want a place to channel your energy that isn’t raw panic?

you live somewhere with a schoolboard.

find all of its members’ emails. it isn’t hard.

find out their plans to deal with this. demand they ignore it. almost no one ever does even this much & you can legit make a difference.

ah shit my free beer privileges cannot cross state lines 😭

labbbbs are gacha pulls tho, theyre blind pulls with all the tricks of the gambling trade. yeah collectibles are bad but these are even worse

Michael, we've talked before over trivial matters, but contributed to chronically-online Leftist infighting is only helping the oppressor and, ergo, making you a part of the problem. I'd suggest using BlueSky for better things, like looking at furry art (like I do); or better yet, go outside.

i love moving furniture cause you always discover great finds, such as Stale Cheezit™ and Dusty Adderal©

the worst linguistic sin i’ve ever committed is “these toncheires are mad heckin”

cis gays: went hiking with twenty men who looked like my father and they all took turns railing me 🥵

trans women: w,,,what if I was a delicate strawberry...so sweet and so vulnerable;;;anyone could pick me >.<

the amount of time i would spend with my face buried under that dress 😳

you could fit all the lower 48 states in alaska and still have room for hawai'i and alaska

really channeling phil foglio with those facial expressions

i forget how much is canon vs headcanon but im preeeeetty sure this is one of the first “mute for mute” couples ive seen in comics ^_^
(or at least “very rarely talks, and/or only communicates in a way that isn’t audible”)

when i thought i was a dude i used to see a lot of womens fashion I wanted to wear not even to look fem but because a lot of womens fashion is just the same as mens but with more fun colors or materials. maybe i just want those same nikes but with different colors but no that colors only in womens

gonna start saying “aceromantic” and “arosexual” cause yall arent confused enough, cope

You will eat like royalty on the first date!

#OCs / #Stacy

fucked up my shot, had to tap the injection in with a hammer 😔

none can truly answer the profane mysteries, those ancient riddles such as “what,” “how,” or “who the fuck did this”

remember to do your spiraling at work - you cry on yhe clock, soldier!

My one gripe with LGBTQ is the flags. Not enough dinosaurs. Look how much the spinosaurus adds!

after a very frustrating call with Visa (US+CAN), I was told that Visa would like inquiries relating to using their bargaining power to destroy adult media to be sent, via email, to

askvisa@visa.com

they asked. to be sent. emails. you know what to do.

nor is their local dungeon come to think of it

i hope that kid from home alone is doing ok, but damn i bet their therapist is not paid enough

mistyped it as “cockworming” and now my boyfriend has a parasitism fetish, hows your day going?

“chat is the first 4th person pronoun” yet again AAVE gets disrespected, how long has “fam” been around??

i only respect feral divinities
unless the god you follow is indistinguishable from the frothing lunatic who worships it, consider me uninterested