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This is a shame because I was looking forward to picking up lube and dab rigs at the honkey bucket store. Letting the kids play in the Antifa themed ballpit underneath the 10,000 leftist flags displayed like old school IHOP.

Missouri is only a few days away from enriching uranium at a level sufficient to build a weapon.

That's a funny thing to tweet while I was just watching Tel Aviv being bombed.

Is this person in a shelter at the moment?

The Iraq playbook is back & the media won’t question it.

Iran has no nuclear weapons. Israel — on trial for genocide — does. Iran signed the NPT & allows IAEA inspections. Israel hasn’t — & its leaders face ICC arrest warrants.

Beware of politicians beating the drums of war.

Javier taking up almost 2 whole minutes being real about Israel in front of the most libbed of libs.

it is really weird that publishing decided that instead of having a marketing budget, writers should just become cult leaders

The popularity of Stardew Valley and all of it's spinoffs is evidence that people love to work, they just hate working for you specifically. In this essay I will...

20 Reddit Atheists Debate Jordan Peterson.

That sounds like a room where it's the only specific time and place ever that genocide is acceptable response.

I'm a Liberal Democrat now and I'm very sure things are this bad because we used the wrong font on the brat flag.

Elon Musk seems like he found a box that said "Do Not Open" as a teenager, and when he did it was full of discarded monkey paws...

Then he spent an entire day making teenager wishes on every single one of them.

In daring new feats of innovation, cop cars now set themselves on fire.

(It's gonna be funny as fuck when these get hacked)

It wasn't precision strikes. It wasn't targeting Hamas. It wasn't human shields. It was wanton and near-total destruction. Western leaders don't get to act surprised or mystified. They paid for it and enabled it and prevented an end to it. It's been ethnic cleansing all along.

Donate to Nicole & Deven's Journey for Baby Logan's Health, organized by Loren McCabe The day after Christmas, my younger sister, Nicole Endfield, and her hus… Loren McCabe needs your support for Nicole & Deven's Journey for Baby Logan's Health

A native brother of mine could use a little aid for his first born child. I'd appreciate anyone who took a moment to gift a little or just boost this post.

This man has been good to me and his family deserves the best.

"AI can't replace people because it hallucinates false information"

Buddy, I have some bad news for you...

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

This morning I read that DeepSeek used training data generated from other language models which has companies like OpenAI fuming, and I can't stop thinking about how there's a lesson in there

Elon reminds me that it's time to watch Dr. Strangelove.

Pretty sure I just don't trust celebrities in general anymore.

I think of Amanda Palmer's role in this and how much I looked up to her when I was younger. I also remember being kinda sketched out by her short little era of advertising "fans are friends" when she was having a lot of success on crowdsourcing...

Shit is bleak.

RIP David Lynch. 🩶

i think it's time for internet 2, where no one's allowed to make money on it

I’m not gonna read the Gaiman piece. I believe victims when they say he’s a monster. I don’t need the nauseating details. It’s perfectly ok for you to make the same choice. You’re not obligated to traumatize yourself.

Every AirBNB is decorated like a porn set.

i don’t think it’s queer peoples fault for not supporting corporations and capitalism enough that’s leading to this shift. i think it has more to do with the continued decades long project from the right to demonize queer people from public life

"Former U.S. Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump sitting next to each other at an event, with Obama smiling and Trump appearing to whisper something to him. The caption on the screen reads 'President Jimmy Carter 1924-2024,' indicating a memorial or commemorative gathering. Melania Trump is seated next to Donald Trump, looking ahead with a neutral expression."

"It's a big club and you ain't in it."

This is 100% going to be your kids showing you a picture of themselves holding things no one can afford...

I swear I can sit and watch people's brains being warped in real time anymore.

That,.. makes perfect sense.

OnlyFans, but it's just me reading you leftist literature in the buff with a fatherly tone.

The collection of effects of a corroded and in many cases fully broken collective sensemaking apparatus is weaponized unreality and the fully recreation of history in whatever way suits the white wealth class. It’s the next phase in an ongoing war against democracy’s bedrock. Shared reality